LustfulIntentions2
DILF, Allegedly
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I did not like the Monkey Kombat section...Mmmmmmmmonkeyyyyy Combaaaaat!!
Oop Oop Chee!
https://i.ibb.co/ByhzXz6/Monkey-Kombat-Fight.webp
(bonus points to whoever knows where this is from)
Escape from monkey Island!!!!Mmmmmmmmonkeyyyyy Combaaaaat!!
Oop Oop Chee!
https://i.ibb.co/ByhzXz6/Monkey-Kombat-Fight.webp
(bonus points to whoever knows where this is from)
That is a different kind of “pokey” than we usually are talking about around here…Left foot in
Left foot out
Left foot in
Shake it all about
Yes, the hokey Pokey is very different from the holey pokey that we seem to be chasing after.That is a different kind of “pokey” than we usually are talking about around here…
I tend to tread more hokey as it's safer than the pokeyThat is a different kind of “pokey” than we usually are talking about around here…
I remember this post well… I almost wet myself from laughingDid I get my hair done or did I fingerbang a Smurf??
Oh, we noticed you are a bit “hokey”… this, we know.I tend to tread more hokey as it's safer than the pokey
Bonus points!!Escape from monkey Island!!!!
And you as well!I did not like the Monkey Kombat section...
I love a good callbackMmmmmmmmonkeyyyyy Combaaaaat!!
Oop Oop Chee!
https://i.ibb.co/ByhzXz6/Monkey-Kombat-Fight.webp
(bonus points to whoever knows where this is from)
Sez you!Yes, the hokey Pokey is very different from the holey pokey that we seem to be chasing after.![]()
Fuck it. I lost my first friendly vag friend. You’re all my friendly vag friends now!
(Except @OrdinaryPerson , who is my friendly bag friend)
You calling me a pussy?!?!?!!
I presume this is sometimes in spirit more than physically?
Rule three lied to me, but you are amazing anyways
Fuck. Apologies for getting rule #3 followers’ hopes up. My emoji actually WAS broken this time!Did I miss some emojis? (I may be very sad but a tiger doesn't change his stripes)
https://giphy.com/gifs/VdiQKDAguhDSi37gn1
Okay, I don't know how to post a link so that it just shows up as a image/ giphy, but wowza that is.....
OH LORD! Xenomorphs are just misunderstoodXenomorph is so misunderstood. He just wants to give hugs!
Try this. Go to Giphy. Find Gif. Click on "Embed." Go down and click "Copy Code." In Lit, click "Media." In box, paste code. Remove everything between <iframce... and a href=" Then delete everything from ">via GIPHY on.Okay, I don't know how to post a link so that it just shows up as a image/ giphy, but wowza that is.....![]()
Yes, I sang that.OH LORD! Xenomorphs are just misunderstood
bam bada bam bada bam, bada bam bam baaaaa dam
Always!I also remember @Kitty_so_frisky and her enthusiasm for all things nerdy and L.A.
@Kitty_so_frisky lengthy recaps that were so useful and fun to read her commentary. And her gorgeous personality.
I remember being so intimidated by all of you when I started, and being too shy to post or respond. That may have faded. I may flirt somewhat now.
I still love waking up and finding I amused @Kitty_so_frisky. I love that.
@Kitty_so_frisky when you see this I want you to know you are appreciated and loved. Waking up to multiple, mostly, notifications from you (even the occasional
) brightens my mornings.
When I have gotten the (5 so far lol) angry reacts from you I think of this:
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I'm so glad most of my @Kitty_so_frisky reactions areI get very sad if I ever get anything but a
or a
from her.
https://media2.giphy.com/media/Vr15oaEuljfMjzKgdM/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952i9pallfpa1kh5b78ib8ticepphq5g4pszjt46b2s&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
This is what I imagine her doing as I sleep most of the time.![]()
I have 27 angry reactions. @Bry1313 and @SalaciousMonkey22 are shockingly responsible for most of them. I only have 2 from @Kitty_so_frisky and they were both food related.
One was I said bacon was meh and the other was because I said I love pineapple on pizza.![]()
Okay, most of theI also have about 15,000 reactions. 21 of them are angry faces. 7 of those are from @Kitty_so_frisky. And I'm fairly confident that zero of them were deserved. So... cut yourself some slack.![]()
https://gifdb.com/images/high/swoon-gif-file-1678kb-rhtk7m2zdidnghpl.gifFuck. Apologies for getting rule #3 followers’ hopes up. My emoji actually WAS broken this time!
NOW you can all be my friendly vag friends