Sex & Shenanigans

Monkey was a school boy
When he heard his first siren song
“Love me some poon”
And from there it didn’t take him long
Got himself a playboy
Used to beat off everynight
Now he’s on a porn site
And everything’s alright
Don’t you know
Don’t you know you shoot your semen far
Don’t you know….


I’m sorry it just came out of me. I love my monkey.
The. Best.
 
This may not work for everyone. Nebs was a serious Red Sox fan. She wore her gear to Yankee stadium for a game. A couple women pushed her physically because of that. She turned around and decked one of them. That put her in my pantheon of Red Sox fans. To be clear she was quite proud of the incident ( to be clear this was a number of years before she got on Lit).

All that sai, was there a kinder person on Lit?
As a Bostonian that is amazing. ❤️
 
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