SalaciousMonkey22
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She said it WAS a chicken. Which…also…odd euphemism.I've never had anyone tell me it tasted like chicken before![]()
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She said it WAS a chicken. Which…also…odd euphemism.I've never had anyone tell me it tasted like chicken before![]()
I love the smile!![]()
Oh hey there fellow space nerdSpace force, sister service to Air Force
That I do.You still love us.![]()
No you turds, I said I’m too drunk to taste this chicken. Which is from talledega nights. If I was talking about indies puss, i would have said, “ I’m too drunk to taste this juicy peach”She said it WAS a chicken. Which…also…odd euphemism.
God, I missed this.No you turds, I said I’m too drunk to taste this chicken. Which is from talledega nights. If I was talking about indies puss, i would have said, “ I’m too drunk to taste this juicy peach”
I’m in the Air Force, that’s why I know what it was. And it’s also a funny show with Steve Carell.Smiling right at ya!!
Oh hey there fellow space nerd![]()
I’m very disappointed in myselfNo you turds, I said I’m too drunk to taste this chicken. Which is from talledega nights. If I was talking about indies puss, i would have said, “ I’m too drunk to taste this juicy peach”
Sweet dreams babe.God, I missed this.
It's time for me to tap out and head to bed.
Maybe @Amanda330 or @morelikeasong can take my place?
Sweet dreams babe.
Also… cute butt![]()
I’ve missed this and you!!!! And I’ll happily play with both those sexy bitches.God, I missed this.
It's time for me to tap out and head to bed.
Maybe @Amanda330 or @morelikeasong can take my place?
Night, babes... Sweet dreams.God, I missed this.
It's time for me to tap out and head to bed.
Maybe @Amanda330 or @morelikeasong can take my place?
Hey hot stuff! I’m too sleepy to play but always makes me smile to see you prancing around. The best fucking energy.I’ve missed this and you!!!! And I’ll happily play with both those sexy bitches.
Sleep tight baby cakes!
You are so sweet. And fun. But I get it. I’ll dream about youHey hot stuff! I’m too sleepy to play but always makes me smile to see you prancing around. The best fucking energy.
You are so sweet. And fun. But I get it. I’ll dream about you![]()
AhemHey hot stuff! I’m too sleepy to play but always makes me smile to see you prancing around. The best fucking energy.
One of my all time favorite songs. I was in my 40’s before I realized the white guys sings this song and not the black folks on stage actually singing the song in the movie
Fucking perfect song choice Brenda Bear. Thank you for that. It will be stuck in my head forever
Oh monkey…. You win all the shenanny awards! You’re a superstar!Ahem
Awww thanks babe! I got my momentsOh monkey…. You win all the shenanny awards! You’re a superstar!
Monkey was a school boyAwww thanks babe! I got my moments
I’m so honored you recall my bronze medal in the 1996 Spoogelympics.Monkey was a school boy
When he heard his first siren song
“Love me some poon”
And from there it didn’t take him long
Got himself a playboy
Used to beat off everynight
Now he’s on a porn site
And everything’s alright
Don’t you know
Don’t you know you shoot your semen far
Don’t you know….
I’m sorry it just came out of me. I love my monkey.