Sex & Shenanigans

[Jaws82]

"Everything is garbage."
-captain Raymond Holdt

 

[UnquietDreams]

I am laughing and crying rereading some stuff. When she sent me the vag pick, she knew I was in a bad way. I thanked her, a lot. And her response?

"Do you need boobies too?"

I will never forget her.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I’m so sorry for your heart-wrenching loss, everyone.
I unfortunately never knew Nebs, but sure do feel poorer now for not having done. I have such a sense of what a warm and lively soul she was from your words, yet that’s inevitably but a glimpse.
Stay strong everyone x

 

[LupineOne]

@Indie that is the fucking HOTTEST AV I’ve seen in ages.

Seconded!
*growls*

 

[LupineOne]

I think this is what I struggle with the most. That she's just not longer here to tell her how much her kindness and friendship meant to me. I wish everyone got one last chance to tell those they love just how much they love them...

Me too. They were some of the last words I told her, but, as useless as it is to want, if I could have just one more time…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I love how we're lovingly recalling her sending us vag pics. The ties that bind, yall.

She told me once I have big dick energy. When we PMed she'd call me BDNRJ. Lol. God, I fucking loved her.

She was my first vag and you never forget your first...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

She had a conversation with me while I was in the hospital, and it was so gentle and simple but genuine. Talking with her was just EASY. I never felt inadequate to her, despite my shortcomings. She just cared about you and didn't take herself, or you, too seriously - and I mean that in the best of ways.

Though I was never privied to her privates (you lucky SOBs), she was the first to send me thera-titties, and that's just sweet. And it's her: sharing of herself without remorse.

Fuck. I only knew her for a few months, but this sucks ass in the worst way.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It was Barbies. Geesh. We weren't that cruel.

The @OrdinaryPerson typo issue can have real impact sometimes

I don't know what you guys are talking about

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Feeling very sorry for you all, for missing a dear friend. Keep her spirit alive in here!
Wishing you all the best

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't know what you guys are talking about

I’m just waiting for the day you post a pic of your pussy and instead of the caption being, “friendly vag for all” … it’s “friendly bag for all”

And no one clicks on it.

 

[Ricardus]

I'm very sorry to hear. I had seen her posts, but didn't know her personally.

However, I have had the experience of discovering online that a close friend has died. On top of the grief that is always part of such a loss, there is something very strange and jarring about learning it in only that remote and distant way, and not being there in person for what happens when a friend or loved one dies. Condolences to all who were fond of her.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m just waiting for the day you post a pic of your pussy and instead of the caption being, “friendly vag for all” … it’s “friendly bag for all”

And no one clicks on it.

I click all over everything, even plain text: FOMO is real.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m just waiting for the day you post a pic of your pussy and instead of the caption being, “friendly vag for all” … it’s “friendly bag for all”

And no one clicks on it.

Wow. I'm offended you think people won't want to see my bag

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wow. I'm offended you think people won't want to see my bag

I dunno .. it would have to be a very special bag.

 

[Ricardus]

I’m just waiting for the day you post a pic of your pussy and instead of the caption being, “friendly vag for all” … it’s “friendly bag for all”

And no one clicks on it.

That made me laugh.

However, as a result of your post, it will now be a bag with a smiley face on it, and everyone will click on it, and be disappointed, hoping that it was a typo. But not as disappointed as they'd have been, had they not read this warning first

 

[positiveflirt]

Wow. I'm offended you think people won't want to see my bag

I'm into it

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Wow. I'm offended you think people won't want to see my bag

Everyone wants to see your bag, so long as you take care of it. No one wants to see a grungy bag.

I dunno .. it would have to be a very special bag.

Aren't all bags special?

 

[Ricardus]

I dunno .. it would have to be a very special bag.

Or the meta-possibility with something for everyone . . . a custom-printed vag bag, such as this: https://www.photoaffections.com/custom-tote-bag

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No one wants to see a grungy bag.

Aren't all bags special?

Seems contradictory

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Seems contradictory

All bags are special. All bags should be cared for. Grungy bags aren't less special, they are just less appealing.

No contradiction!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

All bags are special. All bags should be cared for. Grungy bags aren't less special, they are just less appealing.

No contradiction!

All bags matter!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or the meta-possibility with something for everyone . . . a custom-printed vag bag, such as this: https://www.photoaffections.com/custom-tote-bag

I dare you @OrdinaryPerson

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

All bags matter!

Yes they do! And I'll even volunteer to clean up those that have been neglected.

 

[Secretintoelderly]

Wow. I'm offended you think people won't want to see my bag

Not gonna click

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Not gonna click

Cause my bag isn't old enough?