Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Taegul]

I absolutely have not had too much to drink … but you are definitely more attractive than your photos

I have most certainly had too much to drink, so I'm not sure which one of you three I'm supposed to be flirting with. I'll start with the one in the middle. ~HIC~

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

I absolutely have not had too much to drink … but you are definitely more attractive than your photos

I have most certainly had too much to drink, so I'm not sure which one of you three I'm supposed to be flirting with. I'll start with the one in the middle. ~HIC~

I’ve not had anything to drink and I don’t think either of you are the person I’m supposed to meet.

 

[Taegul]

I’ve not had anything to drink and I don’t think either of you are the person I’m supposed to meet.

Well, 3 > 2 but I might get seasick on this waterbed. Especially with how drunk I am.

 

[dawn_of_night]

My tongue feels funny, can I feel yours?

 

[Wand3rlust]

My tongue feels funny, can I feel yours?

*grabs tongue *

Ewww you're right, it does...

*slowly licks fingers*

Tastes gooooood though *winks*

 

[dawn_of_night]

*grabs tongue *

Ewww you're right, it does...

*slowly licks fingers*

Tastes gooooood though *winks*

Do you have something in your eyes?
Should I get it out for you???

 

[Trubbycat]

Do you like to have fuck?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t like you … but I don’t not like you either

 

[dawn_of_night]

I mean, the Dr said that it was normal...

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Look. I’ve made these four ice cubes. An H, an E and two Ls; one letter in each cube.
And now that that’s out of the way, you get to suck my cock, right?

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I mean, the Dr said that it was normal...

Yeah … normal for a European Sparrow but definitely not …

Actually you know what. I’m in. Let’s do this.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Uhm, in where?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wanna come back to my place? We can slip into something more comfortable and build Legos!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Wanna come back to my place? We can slip into something more comfortable and build Legos!

Let's spill them on the floor and take our shoes off! And see who can lap the kitchen island the quickest!!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Wanna come back to my place? We can slip into something more comfortable and build Legos!

Dibs on the top bunk after we build a bunk bed with them!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanna come back to my place? We can slip into something more comfortable and build Legos!

This would work on me!

 

[HoosierPapi]

Would you like to come back to my house and role play?
I just got dungeons and dragons.

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

I made dinner. Don't worry about the McDonald's bags.

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

I consider myself a connoisseur of fine wine. What? Those cans of grape Shasta? You know. It's quite fascinating. When you let them go flat.....

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Omg yum. This tuna smells just like you do!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wanna come back to my place? We can slip into something more comfortable and build Legos!

No, that would work.

 

[TheMrBurns]

I made dinner. Don't worry about the McDonald's bags.

Mmmmm, delicious steamed hams!

 

[UnquietDreams]

My GPS isn't working. Can I get directions back to your place?

 

[TomTeacher19]

Don't worry if you don't like my personality now. I've got six or seven more that will randomly show up throughout our date.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hi, what's your name? I want to tattoo it on my ass with all the others.