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Does anyone here have anxiety about the idea of being in the middle of the ocean?

I’ve never been far out in the water except on a ferry … and I could still see land.

I’d love to go on a cruise where you were in the middle of the ocean with no land in sight.

Ok, with you and a buffet? I could manage. When we going?
As someone whose immune system doesn’t function properly, the cruise ship itself would be the biggest source of anxiety. They were floating Petri dishes even before COVID-19 existed. Throw that in, plus buffets, and footage of that 1 cruise ship that got stranded and the guests had to put their waste in buckets in the hallway? Nooooo fucking thank you!

You forgot to tag @Indie

Schrödinger's stranding?
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I’m shit at flirting … and I also never know if someone actually likes me or is just being polite
If a guy sends a PM that says more than "hey" or "what's up", then he likes you.

If he sends a dick pic, that means he's in love. Marry me and we'll live happily ever after Disney prince and princess kind of love.
 
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