Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I once tossed a pineapple into our shopping cart upside down, just to be a smart-ass and see what happened. All it got me was a bruised shoulder when my wife noticed.

Unrelated, I know I haven't been around in awhile when I have a backlog of 200 pages of S&S...

200 pages out of almost 5000 … that’s not too bad.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Me neither, but his weren't leather. I worked with a guy (IT can get weird) whose daily outfit was leather lederhosen and a transparent work shirt to show off all of his chest piercings. And there were a lot.

I loved working at a place that was proud to have a minimal dress code. "No naughty bits," I believe, was in the employee handbook.

I mean,… are chest piercings naughty bits or are they baubles.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Not at that particular moment..,

When you do you MUST take a photo

 

[UnquietDreams]

I once tossed a pineapple into our shopping cart upside down, just to be a smart-ass and see what happened. All it got me was a bruised shoulder when my wife noticed.

Unrelated, I know I haven't been around in awhile when I have a backlog of 200 pages of S&S...

 

[Bbl87]

200 pages out of almost 5000 … that’s not too bad.

It was closer to 230 but I rounded down. But definitely the most I've ever come back to.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It was closer to 230 but I rounded down. But definitely the most I've ever come back to.

Well don’t stay gone so long next time.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok, here's my belated brow advice:

Usually I need to see your face with your nose so I can draw the angles that look best, but this should be somewhat accurate using the corner of your eye & pupil as a guide

@Kitty_so_frisky I think your esthetician did a good cleaning up your brow, but I would pull your arches just a little higher, and nit fill in the the inner edges so much


@lavendersilk I need your nose to be fully accurate, but I think you are a prime candidate for microblading. Fair skin, fair hair, makes for a different time finding a way to color & shape your brows. Without seeing your noes to get the perfect angle, I would follow your brown bone & add a bit more wing to open up your eye a bit


@Bry1313 there is little hope for you. Get a weed Wacker and try to follow these lines

 

[Bbl87]

Well don’t stay gone so long next time.

Get people to stop committing crimes and I'll have more time to hang around here.

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok, here's my belated brow advice:

Usually I need to see your face with your nose so I can draw the angles that look best, but this should be somewhat accurate using the corner of your eye & pupil as a guide

@Kitty_so_frisky I think your esthetician did a good cleaning up your brow, but I would pull your arches just a little higher, and nit fill in the the inner edges so much
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@lavendersilk I need your nose to be fully accurate, but I think you are a prime candidate for microblading. Fair skin, fair hair, makes for a different time finding a way to color & shape your brows. Without seeing your noes to get the perfect angle, I would follow your brown bone & add a bit more wing to open up your eye a bit
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@Bry1313 there is little hope for you. Get a weed Wacker and try to follow these lines
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I love you! **looks up microblading near me**

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love you! **looks up microblading near me**

We should do this together!!

 

[lavendersilk]

We should do this together!!

Yeeessss

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

When you do you MUST take a photo

Are you an @Indie alt?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you an @Indie alt?

I'm not. (I may be an alt of @Wand3rlust that has gone self-aware, but I am not sure).

And I would like to see that too.

 

[lavendersilk]

No I was holding the leash to my friend’s collar.

https://media.tenor.com/lgr2WXOpCsQAAAAM/running-monkey.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm not. (I may be an alt of @Wand3rlust that has gone self-aware, but I am not sure).

And I would like to see that too.

I was more reacting to the must than the request itself.

In the off chance I ever purchase and wear them, I promise I’ll let you see.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media.tenor.com/lgr2WXOpCsQAAAAM/running-monkey.gif

That is shockingly apt. It was a bunch of lawyers and investment bankers. The guy who brought it assumed no one would actually hold the leash because toxic masculinity. I gave no such fucks and my friend knew it and was not pleased at the guy who brought it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Does anyone here have anxiety about the idea of being in the middle of the ocean?

 

[lavendersilk]

Does anyone here have anxiety about the idea of being in the middle of the ocean?

I'm afraid of deep, dark water

 

[UnquietDreams]

Does anyone here have anxiety about the idea of being in the middle of the ocean?

Like on a boat, or just floating?

I used to surf, and you get out past the breakers to wait, sitting on your board. And with my imagination, the idea of what is under you can get a bit intense. Only saw sharks once when I was on a stick. They was cruising about 200 feet away, but I felt like it was ready to nibble a toe at any moment. Went back in for the day.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Does anyone here have anxiety about the idea of being in the middle of the ocean?

Yes. I cannot watch that movie Open Water…*shudder*

 

[Bry1313]

Does anyone here have anxiety about the idea of being in the middle of the ocean?

Am i on a boat or just out there swimming?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Am i on a boat or just out there swimming?

Both.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Both.

Schrödinger's stranding?

 

[Mrtenant]

Since you only asked for the menfolk’s opinions, I’m just going to leave this here
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If you paint that black it would look an awful lot like a sinister mustache.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve never been far out in the water except on a ferry … and I could still see land.

I’d love to go on a cruise where you were in the middle of the ocean with no land in sight.