Incompetently Flirt with the Lister Above You

[Anastasia1999]

You like it in the Anas?

Put a plug in it.

 

[SlyderInside]

Put a plug in it.

Oh, I brought one! How about you try it first?

 

[Wand3rlust]

I find that a 12” neck radius works much better with a 25.5” scale length guitar, whereas a 24.75” scale length has a much better intonation with a 10” radius neck curvature. Oi… come back…. I was just going to show you my new bridge saddles and 18:1 ratio closed gear tuners

You had me at 12"

 

[Wand3rlust]

Builder, not a playa

FIFY

 

[ydahecnot]

You remind me of an East German athlete.

(As you scurry away) I meant Katarina Witt!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t think this personality jives with you… give me a minute .. let me switch.

 

[Anastasia1999]

You remind my of an East German athlete.

(As you scurry away) I meant Katarina Witt!

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

So I, um, heard you like, like, chemistry and stuff?

 

[pantyboidoe]

So I, um, heard you like, like, chemistry and stuff?

oh, so you just want to mix some fluids and see what happens?

 

[Apisto42]

I’m double bi - polar and sexual!

 

[TheMrBurns]

I’m double bi - polar and sexual!

I've got you beat I'm tripple bi... polar, sexual, and noculars through which I'm watching your every move from this tree... possibly a bi-rch...

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've got you in my sights.... there's no escape.


*takes off the safety*

 

[Wriggle]

The Mr bums, because you see the R and the N when written in lowercase looks like M

 

[Wriggle]

I've got you in my sights.... there's no escape.


*takes off the safety*

Oi Wand3r you get my real flirting, my top notch cyberbonk - stop posting simultaneously with my answers

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oi Wand3r you get my real flirting, my top notch cyberbonk - stop posting simultaneously with my answers which shows them up to be sub par when compared to your much more funny responses.

FIFY.

Also.... cyberbonk?? Dear God. No wonder I hadn't noticed.

 

[Wriggle]

FIFY.

Also.... cyberbonk?? Dear God. No wonder I hadn't noticed.

I think you'll find.....
It was a throwback joke.
Do I have to explain my jokes to get into your bra?

 

[Shenanigans90]

My murder trial starts tomorrow. You can be my last female lover before I become Bubba’s bitch.

 

[TheMrBurns]

FIFY.

Also.... cyberbonk?? Dear God. No wonder I hadn't noticed.

Hey baby, wanna cyberbonk in my cybertruck while cosplaying as cyberpunk cyborgs... cyber... cyber... *giggles* cyber, cyber, cyberdy cybercyber *begins to laugh uncotrollably as two large men in white coats calmly approach with a straight jacket*
-Cyber? *eyes pleading*
-Yes, TheMrBurns, cyber indeed. Now come with us.
*Giggles continue, quieter*

 

[HoosierPapi]

I think you'll find.....
It was a throwback joke.
Do I have to explain my jokes to get into your bra?

Yes, mansplain some more. It really turns women on.

 

[crazychemgirl]

What’s your Roman empire?

 

[TheMrBurns]

What’s your Roman empire?

Five!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Five!
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This reminds me of a poem …

Smells like fish
Tastes like chicken
Plug my nose and keep on lickin

 

[Shenanigans90]

Someone posted this one yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/wHwI2IH

 

[Taegul]

My doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there.

Can I borrow your finger for a sec?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I absolutely have not had too much to drink … but you are definitely more attractive than your photos