Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

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I can survive a day (or so) without coffee -- or at least I have.
I can survive a day without listening to music.
I can survive without love.
I can survive a day without reading...but that is harder.
I can survive a day without writing.
I have even made it through a day without speaking aloud, hard as that may be to believe.

In seriousness, I cannot think of a single thing I cannot make it through without, other than breathing.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can survive a day (or so) without coffee -- or at least I have.
I can survive a day without listening to music.
I can survive without love.
I can survive a day without reading...but that is harder.
I can survive a day without writing.
I have even made it through a day without speaking aloud, hard as that may be to believe.

In seriousness, I cannot think of a single thing I cannot make it through without, other than breathing.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Less than 300 pages to go for the next awards … remember it’s going to be a best of the last 5000 pages .., so don’t forget to think of your favourite moments in shenanigans history

I’m very needy.

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m very needy.

I remember that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I remember that.

Whew, I try to keep it on the down low. Glad you recalled.

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m very needy.

And a wanker

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[lavendersilk]

I can survive a day (or so) without coffee -- or at least I have.

Same.

I can survive a day without listening to music.

Eeek... I have. It was horrible.

I can survive without love.

I can survive a day without reading...but that is harder.

I'm pretty sure I have tried and failed. I read a label on the back of a ketchup bottle like I was seeking out a hit.

I can survive a day without writing.

Dry spell here!

I have even made it through a day without speaking aloud, hard as that may be to believe.

I believe I have as well.

In seriousness, I cannot think of a single thing I cannot make it through without, other than breathing.

And water?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And a wanker

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Hell yeah! We’re the ultimate wankers!

 

[UnquietDreams]

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No, I am thinking spirit of the law, or the question, as well. Maybe I am taking it too seriously, or I am just in a somber mood. I think of myself as a man of needs. (I was bad at being Buddhist for that reason, heh. I like my desires.)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Ding ding ding!

Ah it missed the beginning. I said.. phooey.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I put together a very simple 3-shelf Ikea-style bookcase this afternoon.
I feel manly. I think my beard grew 3 inches while I was putting it together. I am a craftsman. An artisan. I feel fully qualified to go into the iron mines and forge a diesel engine from naught but steel and sweat.

But I'm probably just gonna go back to the couch and have an iced coffee with hazelnut flavoring and extra sugar while I watch Bridgerton.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I put together a very simple 3-shelf Ikea-style bookcase this afternoon.
I feel manly. I think my beard grew 3 inches while I was putting it together. I am a craftsman. An artisan. I feel fully qualified to go into the iron mines and forge a diesel engine from naught but steel and sweat.

But I'm probably just gonna go back to the couch and have an iced coffee with hazelnut flavoring and extra sugar while I watch Bridgerton.

I feel less sad about your exclusion from the friendly vag thread.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ah it missed the beginning. I said.. phooey.

Then record it again. I enjoy listening to you speak.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Then record it again. I enjoy listening to you speak.

You're not the boss of me.

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[LupineOne]

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Water would be hard…especially today. It’s 88 and sunny.

 

[__Nathan1968]

You have to attach a feather to your dick first

If uncircumcised, they could also try cutting the foreskin at an angle like a quill.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I can survive a day (or so) without coffee -- or at least I have.
I can survive a day without listening to music.
I can survive without love.
I can survive a day without reading...but that is harder.
I can survive a day without writing.
I have even made it through a day without speaking aloud, hard as that may be to believe.

In seriousness, I cannot think of a single thing I cannot make it through without, other than breathing.

So... I took thought of some of these things
But I did not come up with that....
Good job, Ho.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m very needy

And I'm a unicorn

 

[dawn_of_night]

Water would be hard…especially today. It’s 88 and sunny.

This was my second choice.... My first seems really silly after listening to all of you make life choices...

 

[lavendersilk]

This was my second choice.... My first seems really silly after listening to all of you make life choices...

 

[Bry1313]

Consent fuckers. In all things

I’d only share when I know welcome/wanted

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’d only share when I know welcome/wanted

That why you’re a wanker not a fucker.


Wait…that’s a good thing. But it doesn’t sound like it. D’oh!

 

[Bry1313]

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Not exactly your sentiment but made me think of this pic I keep in the archives

I had 12 month run like that from last May to this May. The fucking worst.

 

[Bry1313]

I was a different person back then.

You two should definitely be friends regardless. You will definitely get along

 

[Bry1313]

Wanna be friends?

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