Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

Boo-Ee

Uh huh.

Why?

 

[deft]

I will say, friendly vag hits differently though

I am interested in independently verifying this

 

[drobert44]

I am firmly of the opinion that dicks are an aesthetically ridiculous piece of anatomy. I can't imagine anyone wanting to see one out of the blue. I understand there are people out there that enjoy them, but they're not a compelling introduction. There are much better ways to say, "Ahoy."

Yeah, I love cock, but gotta build up to it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Uh huh.

Why?

I dunno … how do you say if?

 

[TS_Woody]

Whips out my sharpie

Is that what we call it now? “Sharpie”

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Boo-Ee

I'll raise you Quay

 

[TS_Woody]

Same

I've only had one instance of unsolicited dick pics in my inbox and thankfully they were linked.

I'm not curious about penis until I very much am.

You'll know if I am.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I dunno … how do you say if?

How do you say the word - buoyant - ?

We say it like the beginning of that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'll raise you Quay

key

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'll raise you Quay

Coo-ee?

 

[crazychemgirl]

How do you say the word - buoyant - ?

We say it like the beginning of that.

Boy-ant

 

[crazychemgirl]

This has been … lessons in accents.. brought to you by sex and shenanigans

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah, I mean you have to establish the vibe and ask explicitly first before you go there.

Rapport before you whore.

Consent fuckers. In all things

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am interested in independently verifying this

Friendly vag from what I understand it is a uniquely feminine thing

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is that like autoerotic asphyxiation but just for your dick?

I have leaned it’s usually better to remove the brain from whatever process whenever possible.

 

[MissLabelled]

I will say, friendly vag hits differently though

Sooooo ...

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Yeah, I mean you have to establish the vibe and ask explicitly first before you go there.

Rapport before you whore.

Where was this advice about two years ago?

Who am I kidding? I wouldn't have listened. I was determined to be a whore for a while. #liveandlearn

 

[Amanda330]

Where was this advice about two years ago?

Who am I kidding? I wouldn't have listened. I was determined to be a whore for a while. #liveandlearn

Hi. We haven't met yet but this post makes me think we could possibly be friends...

 

[MissLabelled]

Hi. We haven't met yet but this post makes me think we could possibly be friends...

Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
But here's my number
Be my whore-y friend?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Where was this advice about two years ago?

Who am I kidding? I wouldn't have listened. I was determined to be a whore for a while. #liveandlearn

Not exactly your sentiment but made me think of this pic I keep in the archives

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Hi. We haven't met yet but this post makes me think we could possibly be friends...

I was a different person back then.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
But here's my number
Be my whore-y friend?

I feel like this is something I’d have posted and while that makes me happy, it may or may not concern you.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Where was this advice about two years ago?

Who am I kidding? I wouldn't have listened. I was determined to be a whore for a while. #liveandlearn

We wouldn't have you any other way.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

We wouldn't have you any other way.

You were there then... two thousand years ago... you bore witness.

 

[Amanda330]

Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
But here's my number
Be my whore-y friend?

I mean, basically... Yeah? It's just more fun to be whore-y.

Although, I'm still waiting for you to take my hand and teach me.