Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Rapport before you whore.

Oh, I like that!

 

[Nicefella]

Would not object to this.

Someone send this man some titties STAT!

 

[MissLabelled]

Are you asking how a cock ring works? It basically holds the blood flow in the penis so that it's SUPER hard. And can usually last longer. They're tons of fun.

It was more a comment about the mention of bolo tie. I just imagined a dick tying the strands (?) of the tie to a door and pulling them tight onto itself lol

But I also enjoyed reading this little tidbit too

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Oh, I like that!

Why thank you! This should be a bumper sticker or something.

 

[Lmizzler]

Squirrel.
Organo
Aluminium.


A new one.

Buoy. What the fuck are you doing with THAT word?

Headed back to Overthinkers now.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Now this is just my theory - but I don’t think dick pics are ever truly solicited by women - it’s just us mens just feel comfortable enough with the sexual vibe and send it - looking back on all the times I may have allegedly sent some, perhaps some humility should’ve been in order.

I find dick pics repulsive...until I don't. There's a switch flipped at some point where it goes from "dear god, don't inflict that pic on my poor, unsuspecting eyes", to then being interested and attracted enough that I'm quite curious & interested in taking a peek. So, yes, I, at least, do solicit dick pics when ready, but a pic sent before I want it is likely to get you blocked.

 

[BrendaBear]

I find dick pics repulsive...until I don't. There's a switch flipped at some point where it goes from "dear god, don't inflict that pic on my poor, unsuspecting eyes", to then being interested and attracted enough that I'm quite curious & interested in taking a peek. So, yes, I, at least, do solicit dick pics when ready, but a pic sent before I want it is likely to get you blocked.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/CpbrVh68zJYAAAAC/what-she-said-tracey-matney.gif

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah, I mean you have to establish the vibe and ask explicitly first before you go there.

Rapport before you whore.

I'm adding "rapport before you whore" to my list of Lit-isms!

 

[Amanda330]

Yeah, I mean you have to establish the vibe and ask explicitly first before you go there.

Rapport before you whore.

Every time you speak I love you more. Lol

 

[MissLabelled]

Since we were talking about "weird" earlier. I like weird (not creepy, weird). They are my kind of people lol

 

[Nicefella]

I find dick pics repulsive...until I don't. There's a switch flipped at some point where it goes from "dear god, don't inflict that pic on my poor, unsuspecting eyes", to then being interested and attracted enough that I'm quite curious & interested in taking a peek. So, yes, I, at least, do solicit dick pics when ready, but a pic sent before I want it is likely to get you blocked.

I too find unsolicited dick repulsive

 

[MindYaBitness]

Every time you speak I love you more. Lol

Right??? @NRJLIVES4ever is the best for one liners & cumbacks!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I too find unsolicited dick repulsive

It's like this: boob's are always beautiful & welcome, but genitals of any variety need an invite

 

[Taegul]

I find dick pics repulsive...until I don't. There's a switch flipped at some point where it goes from "dear god, don't inflict that pic on my poor, unsuspecting eyes", to then being interested and attracted enough that I'm quite curious & interested in taking a peek. So, yes, I, at least, do solicit dick pics when ready, but a pic sent before I want it is likely to get you blocked.

Can someone please tell her that she doesn't have to take me off ignore, but I just want her to know that I'm sorry and it won't happen again.

Oh, it will totally happen again, but she doesn't need to know that.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I am firmly of the opinion that dicks are an aesthetically ridiculous piece of anatomy. I can't imagine anyone wanting to see one out of the blue. I understand there are people out there that enjoy them, but they're not a compelling introduction. There are much better ways to say, "Ahoy."

 

[Mrtenant]

Every time you speak I love you more. Lol

Yeah, I mean you have to establish the vibe and ask explicitly first before you go there.

Rapport before you whore.

I'm sensing a poetic connection there

Rapport before you whore
Every time you speak
I love you more


Fuck that's beautiful.

 

[Mrtenant]

I am firmly of the opinion that dicks are an aesthetically ridiculous piece of anatomy. I can't imagine anyone wanting to see one out of the blue. I understand there are people out there that enjoy them, but they're not a compelling introduction. There are much better ways to say, "Ahoy."

He said firmly

 

[Mrtenant]

It's like this: boob's are always beautiful & welcome, but genitals of any variety need an invite

That explains all the dozens of unsolicited boob pics I get every day.

Thank you for the clarification.

 

[Lmizzler]

Yeah, I mean you have to establish the vibe and ask explicitly first before you go there.

Rapport before you whore.

Another great Tagline if I ever saw one.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

What? Looks like a weather map or something?

Whips out my sharpie

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I find dick pics repulsive...until I don't. There's a switch flipped at some point where it goes from "dear god, don't inflict that pic on my poor, unsuspecting eyes", to then being interested and attracted enough that I'm quite curious & interested in taking a peek. So, yes, I, at least, do solicit dick pics when ready, but a pic sent before I want it is likely to get you blocked.

Same

I've only had one instance of unsolicited dick pics in my inbox and thankfully they were linked.

I'm not curious about penis until I very much am.

You'll know if I am.

 

[deft]

You'll know if I am.

That’s worthy of the 5 Words To Arouse thread

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I will say, friendly vag hits differently though

 

[crazychemgirl]

Squirrel.
Organo
Aluminium.


A new one.

Buoy. What the fuck are you doing with THAT word?

Boo-Ee

 

[crazychemgirl]

You never said that about any of mine

Not to your face