Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

Oh, wait. If they call them "muffins?" Never mind, sure.

I love that your natural response to me mentioning biting is this gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love that your natural response to me mentioning biting is this gif

It is. And Roald is awesome. If you ever do watch Letterkenny, I am betting you would love Roald, especially starting in season two.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Nicefella]

I will say, friendly vag hits differently though

Totally discriminatory.

 

[MidnightRyder007]

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[UnquietDreams]

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Nah, it was Lehrer's "The Masochism Tango..."

 

[crazychemgirl]

Totally discriminatory.

Life isn’t fair broski

 

[UnquietDreams]

I will say, friendly vag hits differently though

Sorry, my mind went somewhere and it isn't back yet...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nah, it was Lehrer's "The Masochism Tango..."

Could be this too

 

[Nicefella]

Life isn’t fair broski

“Broski”
“Friendly Vag”
“Unsolicited Dick”

I sense a reverse discrimination claim of some sort forthcoming.

 

[Nicefella]

I am firmly of the opinion that dicks are an aesthetically ridiculous piece of anatomy. I can't imagine anyone wanting to see one out of the blue. I understand there are people out there that enjoy them, but they're not a compelling introduction. There are much better ways to say, "Ahoy."

Ahoy Matey

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am firmly of the opinion that dicks are an aesthetically ridiculous piece of anatomy. I can't imagine anyone wanting to see one out of the blue. I understand there are people out there that enjoy them, but they're not a compelling introduction. There are much better ways to say, "Ahoy."

I mean they’re no more or less objectively pleasant than vag. It’s just an aesthetic preference. And both should only be sent with consent

 

[Herbynotpervy]

since I didn’t want to hijack other peoples threads … I figured I should create my own thread where any random antics can go wild.

there is no one discussion theme… other than whatever you want to discuss.

let the thread flow it’s own chaotic way …

food discussions? YES!
sex discussions? DEFINITELY!
general fun back and forth? BRING IT!!



Let chaos ensue!

I m here for the insueing chaos and i brought more chaos with me

 

[crazychemgirl]

I am firmly of the opinion that dicks are an aesthetically ridiculous piece of anatomy. I can't imagine anyone wanting to see one out of the blue. I understand there are people out there that enjoy them, but they're not a compelling introduction. There are much better ways to say, "Ahoy."

If you can say “ahoy” with your dick I’m immediately impressed… or horrified … or potentially contacting the CDC to alert them of your location so your dick can be studied for science.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you can say “ahoy” with your dick I’m immediately impressed… or horrified … or potentially contacting the CDC to alert them of your location so your dick can be studied for science.

Ahoy?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MissLabelled]

I mean they’re no more or less objectively pleasant than vag. It’s just an aesthetic preference. And both should only be sent with consent

Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
But here's my hooha
Enjoy it, consensually

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love* when the algorithm provides the perfect song for the moment.

*and by love I mean vaguely terrified but also amused by

 

[TS_Woody]

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Coffee, I know that’s original

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
But here's my hooha
Enjoy it, consensually

Babe I’ll love your hooha anyway you'll let me.

Also, I’m appreciating the iterative improvement here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Love.

Yeah, I said it

 

[Amanda330]

Love.

Yeah, I said it

Awww...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Awww...

I’m very needy

 

[crazychemgirl]

Less than 300 pages to go for the next awards … remember it’s going to be a best of the last 5000 pages .., so don’t forget to think of your favourite moments in shenanigans history