Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

There was no deed.
Ironically, my nickname in uni was "the cum gurgling slut".

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

But the word "hot" just adds something special...

Right?!?. It’s not about the temperature of the boner lava.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s a good one. I like it.

Hey baby … wanna come lick my vajoozie until I slime all over you?


Hot.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

 

[Cogan]

It’s a good one. I like it.

Hey baby … wanna come lick my vajoozie until I slime all over you?


Hot.

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[crazychemgirl]

Right?!?. It’s not about the temperature of the boner lava.

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Well I guess boner lava could be both hot and cold … as real lava.

While hot it’s horrible and destructive … while cold it’s hard and unbreakable.

 

[Bbl87]

It’s a good one. I like it.

Hey baby … wanna come lick my vajoozie until I slime all over you?


Hot.

I mean, it'd work on me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is why we can’t have nice things.

You don’t like making a girl slime … I mean, I guess that’s a personal preference.

 

[Amanda330]

Right?!?. It’s not about the temperature of the boner lava.

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Exactly. It's about how hot it is to give head...

I swallow. And spit. Just depends on my mood tbh.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

CFK

Samesies!

 

[Bbl87]

I swallow. And spit. Just depends on my mood tbh.

Just being real here... if a woman is willing to put my dick in her mouth, she is entitled to do whatever she wants in that regard without my input. IJS.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

You don’t like making a girl slime … I mean, I guess that’s a personal preference.

I usually call it ladyjizz. It's funnier.

Exactly. It's about how hot it is to give head...

I swallow. And spit. Just depends on my mood tbh.

Like how hungry you are you mean? Same girl.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I just zoned out watching the 3d printers in the computer lab. I blinked and half an hour had gone by.
This is wonderful.

 

[Amanda330]

Just being real here... if a woman is willing to put my dick in her mouth, she is entitled to do whatever she wants in that regard without my input. IJS.

That wasn't really up for debate was it? Lol

 

[Bbl87]

That wasn't really up for debate was it? Lol

Some guys get pissy about it. I don't get it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Amanda330]

Some guys get pissy about it. I don't get it.

If a guy got pissy about it with me I would stop while they were hard and twitchy... and ready to cum and tell them they could swallow their own cum if they needed it in someone's mouth so bad.

 

[Bbl87]

If a guy got pissy about it with me I would stop while they were hard and twitchy... and ready to cum and tell them they could swallow their own cum if they needed it in someone's mouth so bad.

As you should. As you should.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If a guy got pissy about it with me I would stop while they were hard and twitchy... and ready to cum and tell them they could swallow their own cum if they needed it in someone's mouth so bad.

I love you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I've forgotten what it is to be young. I'm listening to some of the students talk about the after-prom parties and they're giggling about drinking vodka. All I can think is, these poor, sweet babies - there are so many better liquors out there. They have so much to learn.

 

[Bbl87]

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English is some bullshit.

The employee I work in-office with is a native Spanish speaker, and always apologizes when the misuses a word or has to ask a question about vocabulary/grammar.

I'm always like, don't apologize, the Neglish language is incredibly fucky.

 

[dawn_of_night]

FCK

U forgot ,

 

[dawn_of_night]

Butter Pecan, Pistachio, and Rocky Road

This was my second choice!!!

 

[Amanda330]

I love you.

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Too...

 

[dawn_of_night]

OTOH, cunnilingus... that's my jam. I wish I got to do it more often than when she gets too drunk to be self conscious about it.

But seriously... I bet it's better for both of you that way....