Sex & Shenanigans

[aussiegeekygal]

Are we talking about after the deed or after brushing?

There was no deed.
Ironically, my nickname in uni was "the cum gurgling slut".

 

[vagrantx]

Ok … now watch me eat this cheese.

https://media.tenor.com/7Il1lHg-hEAAAAAM/lick-yummy.gif

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Flensost

That sounds way classier. I feel like I need to file that away for pub trivia or something

 

[vagrantx]

I haven't heard that for a long time! Flensost in Swedish.

För helvete

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hot boner lava
Cheese

This place is making me dry heave this am

Would you prefer slippery vajoozie slime?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Would you prefer slippery vajoozie slime?

I'd prefer that by a mile over any sort of cheese.

 

[vagrantx]

Would you prefer slippery vajoozie slime?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/L4a4lOVzDuRJAPhutR/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952j0z05f5gzba7lochjhf66vnykbutdoqfg5azwvbz&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Would you prefer slippery vajoozie slime?

That would be fine. No psychosomatic overreaction there.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I LOVE giving blowies… I refuse to swallow.
Or even let it in my mouth.

Swallowing honestly is totally non-essential. I mean who cares what's done with it? Swallow, don't swallow, put it in a vial to make NRJ clones later in your secret lab. You do you.

I kinda prefer seeing it on skin anyway.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/L4a4lOVzDuRJAPhutR/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952j0z05f5gzba7lochjhf66vnykbutdoqfg5azwvbz&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

That's... Talent?

 

[vagrantx]

That's... Talent?

That's... a yeast infection.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Would you prefer slippery vajoozie slime?

When you word it like that? Yes. "Vajoozie" is going right in my word bank.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That's... a yeast infection.

Nah. There's still plenty of coagulation to happen before I'd dx candida

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I LOVE giving blowies… I refuse to swallow.
Or even let it in my mouth.

 

[lavendersilk]

I haven't seen that in forever!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I haven't seen that in forever!

Pork chop sandwiches!

 

[lavendersilk]

I LOVE giving blowies… I refuse to swallow.

Samesies!

Or even let it in my mouth.

I have but I spit it out. I can't get past the thought of all those little swimmers in my stomach.

 

[Amanda330]

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BLP

CFK

 

[crazychemgirl]

Samesies!

I have but I spit it out. I can't get past the thought of all those little swimmers in my stomach.

I can’t get past the warm salty milk that is slightly soured consistency

 

[crazychemgirl]

CFK

Oh damnit … I forgot about K … I’d probably replace B with K

 

[lavendersilk]

I can’t get past the warm salty milk that is slightly soured consistency

He needs to get that looked at.

 

[crazychemgirl]

When you word it like that? Yes. "Vajoozie" is going right in my word bank.

It’s a good one. I like it.

Hey baby … wanna come lick my vajoozie until I slime all over you?


Hot.

 

[Amanda330]

You don’t have to use the adjective “hot” … boner lava is sufficient

But the word "hot" just adds something special...

 

[crazychemgirl]

He needs to get that looked at.

I couldn’t think of the exact consistency… this was the worst possible thing I could imagine. It’s not chunky or anything . …but it’s thicker than milk

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It’s a good one. I like it.

Hey baby … wanna come lick my vajoozie until I slime all over you?


Hot.

Why yes. Yes I do.

"What happened?"

"She slimed me." *lights cigarette*