Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

A scone is the worst thing in the world.

You take this back!

Have you had a cronut though!?

Very 10 years ago of you but yes, they were amazing. Also, too small to fuck

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Lmfao @ your AV paired with your tagline

You're laughing because 100 percent accurate?

 

[lavendersilk]

Turkey, tomato, thick sliced pepper jack cheese, and hot pepper mayo on cinnamon swirl bread

You're a wolf. I would expect nothing less.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Got up in the middle of the night last night to go get my daughter Mydol, "women's stuff" and chocolate. Happy to do it, but holy cats and roan branches, I need a nap.

Oh wise @Whiskeyjack, teach me your ways, Master of the Midday Nap!

The trick is: he has sons

When I go visit, we're going to have to scratch off "on the beach" for both our bingo cards.

But just a quicky, damn sand.

Yes, please... I just don't want sand up the vag. Lol

I’m thinking doggystyle is the way to go on a beach. That way, no one’s genitals are at risk of getting sand in them

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

Different nuts for different recipes. But also, what about pecans? Those are my fave.

Ahem... pecan?

None of the above. Almond.

Cashew. Unless it is a chocolate covered almond

pistachio...

So many nuts left off the table. Macadamia, Brazil, filbert(hazelnut), deez...

peacan or peacon.. how do you pronounce?

Right? She forgot almonds, hazelnuts, macadamias, pecans…and FFS, peanuts are legumes!

The one that cums deep inside me


Oh wait, was that not the question?

Nowait…this is the answer

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh Brenda..... Smh...

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Thanks for the love though.... I appreciate the love

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[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m thinking doggystyle is the way to go on a beach. That way, no one’s genitals are at risk of getting sand in them

But I don't want my knees getting chaffed by the sand either

 

[BrendaBear]

But I don't want my knees getting chaffed by the sand either

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

But I don't want my knees getting chaffed by the sand either

The towel or beach blanket that is insufficient for keeping sand out of your vag is *just sufficient enough* for keeping your knees from chafing. Any remaining sand will exfoliate

 

[dawn_of_night]

But I don't want my knees getting chaffed by the sand either

Blankets?

 

[Lord Pmann]

You take this back!

Very 10 years ago of you but yes, they were amazing. Also, too small to fuck

No. The two main ingredients in a scone are sand and boredom.

The cronuts with which I’m most familiar are not actually shaped like a donut. They’re more like a fried croissant that’s glazed. They’re definitely not made for fucking.

However, I feel like I should do a masterclass on how to fuck inanimate objects.

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/iIjWCwkbYvwAAAAC/kristigocouple2024.gif

You gonna play along or just watch for now?

 

[MindYaBitness]

You're laughing because 100 percent accurate?

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[BrendaBear]

You're laughing because 100 percent accurate?

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We're buying that... absolutely.

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[Whiskeyjack]

Okay, so apparently I’m helping @UnquietDreams cross off the hot tub, and also volunteer to help @lavendersilk with the boat, mountaintop/hilltop and 2 people along with @vagrantx …and would happily help @Whiskeyjack and @Bbl87 with their entire remaining lists, because I’m selfless like that
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I don't have an airplane, but I do have a washing machine. Not to brag.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No. The two main ingredients in a scone are sand and boredom.

I make scones sometimes. It's mostly butter. And more butter.

The cronuts with which I’m most familiar are not actually shaped like a donut. They’re more like a fried croissant that’s glazed. They’re definitely not made for fucking.

It's been a long time since I've had one but I was thinking a really thick donut shaped thing with lots of layers like a croissant

However, I feel like I should do a masterclass on how to fuck inanimate objects.

I'll pay you $1000 fake Internet dollars to fuck a donut

 

[Amanda330]

The towel or beach blanket that is insufficient for keeping sand out of your vag is *just sufficient enough* for keeping your knees from chafing. Any remaining sand will exfoliate

The only way I'm fucking someone on a beach is in one of those bed/loungers with the curtains around them. Lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

The only way I'm fucking someone on a beach is in one of those bed/loungers with the curtains around them. Lol

Hey girl

 

[Bbl87]

Okay, so apparently I’m helping @UnquietDreams cross off the hot tub, and also volunteer to help @lavendersilk with the boat, mountaintop/hilltop and 2 people along with @vagrantx …and would happily help @Whiskeyjack and @Bbl87 with their entire remaining lists, because I’m selfless like that
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So kind of you to be willing to fall on that sword...

I mean my sword...

I mean...

Thanks. GPS coordinates inbound...

 

[Lord Pmann]

I make scones sometimes. It's mostly butter. And more butter.

It's been a long time since I've had one but I was thinking a really thick donut shaped thing with lots of layers like a croissant


I'll pay you $1000 fake Internet dollars to fuck a donut

I’d eat your scone.

I’ve had the donut shaped ones. But the best one was more like a croissant. Those bastard donut shoppe owners moved away to be with their family and ruined my supply.

$1000 fake internet dollars? That’s it?

 

[Amanda330]

Hey girl

Heyyyy daddy.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I'll pay you $1000 fake Internet dollars to fuck a donut

Goddamn! I didn't know we could get paid for that!

... all those donuts I've fucked for free... what a waste.

 

[Amanda330]

Goddamn! I didn't know we could get paid for that!

... all those donuts I've fucked for free... what a waste.

Here is $100000 of fake internet money for your persistence in fucking donuts. I hope they were all cream filled at the end.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Here is $100000 of fake internet money for your persistence in fucking donuts. I hope they were all cream filled at the end.

They don't call me Boston Creampie for nothing.

(they don't call me Boston Creampie... but it's a nickname I'm hoping catches on).

 

[Amanda330]

They don't call me Boston Creampie for nothing.

(they don't call me Boston Creampie... but it's a nickname I'm hoping catches on).

That's an interesting choice of nickname lol... So, Boston for short or Creampie?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I'm really surprised by the washing machine being an empty square.

It's hard to get up there.