Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

Me either, even if we could turn it into a pearl

Just the thought of the pressure involved makes me wince

 

[Amanda330]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

Different nuts for different recipes. But also, what about pecans? Those are my fave.

 

[LupineOne]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

Pistachio. No contest.

 

[lavendersilk]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

Ahem... pecan?

 

[Bbl87]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

None of the above. Almond.

 

[BrendaBear]

Seeing these bingo responses has led me to the conclusion I've led a boring life.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/SxViKO7-G5wAAAAC/denistheking-ilanayaya.gif

 

[CuriousRick]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

Cashew. Unless it is a chocolate covered almond

 

[morelikeasong]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut

The one that cums deep inside me


Oh wait, was that not the question?

 

[TS_Woody]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

pistachio...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pistachio. No contest.

Yep … 100%

 

[BrendaBear]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

The nuts in this thread, of course!

 

[lavendersilk]

So many nuts left off the table. Macadamia, Brazil, filbert(hazelnut), deez...

 

[TS_Woody]

Different nuts for different recipes. But also, what about pecans? Those are my fave.

peacan or peacon.. how do you pronounce?

 

[lavendersilk]

peacan or peacon.. how do you pronounce?

Puh-cahn

 

[Amanda330]

The one that cums deep inside me


Oh wait, was that not the question?

Are you putting the nuts inside you?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

Nutella.

The one that cums deep inside me


Oh wait, was that not the question?

Holy crap, you need Jesus.

 

[crazychemgirl]

peacan or peacon.. how do you pronounce?

I can never think about how I actually pronounce it because as soon as I think about it I can’t decide how I do pronounce it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nutella.

Holy crap, you need Jesus.

Don’t we all?


I bet Jesus fucks like a god.

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you putting the nuts inside you?

Hey hey hey! No kink shaming....

 

[BrendaBear]

Don’t we all?


I bet Jesus fucks like a god.

I laughed so hard at that, I went into a coughing fit.

 

[lavendersilk]

Don’t we all?


I bet Jesus fucks like a god.

You've seen Mrs. Davis?

 

[TS_Woody]

Don’t we all?


I bet Jesus fucks like a god.

he puts holy spirits in you ?

 

[crazychemgirl]

If the end of the world was imminent .. and you were just working your reg job .. it’s the middle of the day. Nothing extraordinary about the day.. (let’s say you don’t work from home)… and you had less than 30 minutes until the end of your life.

I imagine the phone lines and roads would be clogged…

What would you do? How would you spend your last 30 minutes on earth without your family / friends / pets …??

 

[crazychemgirl]

You've seen Mrs. Davis?

Not all of it

 

[dawn_of_night]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

Pistachios..... easily.