Sex & Shenanigans

Oh, I see you there unquietdreams. Speaking of toddlers you had to get bribed with boobs to eat a goddamned brussels sprout.
Brussel sprouts are shrubbery. I declined the bribe. Brussel Sprout Quest was a success.

And it served it's purpose.

You can shame me on several things in my life, but that afternoon will never be any of them.
 
Lincoln City, Rockaway, Arch Cape (which is where I had the "on the beach" experience) are all wonderful. But I have a persistent fantasy about a place in Bandon. I actually have a vocal about it on Lit. Sex at the beach is wonderful.
I love Bandon!! And Yachats!!! And Gold Beach!!! And… and. And…🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰
 
Donuts are ... Ok

But why eat a donut when there's better things out there, like a scone or a crossiant

Are you... European?
If so... they should be able to spell "croissant" correctly... (okay, I just realized they might spell it differently there... my bad)...

Okay okay okay.... um.... Clearly, OP isn't a cop!!! 🤭🤭
 
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13/20, but no bingo. I feel like I would definitely get a bingo or two if this was from a site that used the same squares, but randomly shuffled the order for each person. There’s nothing on the list that I wouldn’t do though


Not in a hot tub. Though @Kitty_so_frisky has offered to find a new one to defile.
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I've got some homework to do...

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Double session with Lav! We can tick off "2 people at once" and "more than 2 in 24 hours" easily then 💕

You have me beat. I gots 2. Not by choice. 🤣

I feel like I'm pretty close thinking about standing next to the washing machine. Ours is on stepping stones to get it off the floor in case the basement floods though, so that stability factor would be in play...
Okay, so apparently I’m helping @UnquietDreams cross off the hot tub, and also volunteer to help @lavendersilk with the boat, mountaintop/hilltop and 2 people along with @vagrantx …and would happily help @Whiskeyjack and @Bbl87 with their entire remaining lists, because I’m selfless like that 😋
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Mmmmm...are we sure....there is still this one.

Hahahaha.....yeah ok that makes sense! I mean is your best friend even your nest friend if you haven't put electric nipple clanps on each other while sitting in the driveway? No? Just me and Tig? Yeah that's fair we've definitely not mormal.

Lol, we were in the salon, and 3 other HBs were there 😉
Darn…the driveway sounded more exciting 🤣
 
Ok so what I’m gathering is pistachios are the superior nut.
Macadamia, or roasted almonds. Almonds are great with just salt, and can handle a lot of different coatings, savory, hot, or sweet.

Macadamia nuts just rule.

My mom brought me back a box of chocolate covered macadamia nuts from Hawaii. The company that covers and boxes them was two miles from my house at the time. So they went from Hawaii to Hillsboro, shipped back to Hawaii, sold to my mom, who brought them back to Hillsboro. Quite the journey.
 
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