Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Alright my happy little band of weirdos … what is your favourite weird food combination that you SWEAR by?

Gosh. So many choices....
You just want one...

Co-jack thick sliced, on cinnamon Graham crackers

 

[morelikeasong]

You don’t like grilled tomatoes?

I don’t know that I’ve ever tried them myself

Generally: fresh tomatoes > cooked tomatoes

The idea of a goopy grilled tomato ruining a perfect grilled cheese just makes me sad.
Adding a fresh tomato slice (preferably from a beefsteak tomato or otherwise minimally goopy one) is great though.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ruh roh

No, I’m just manic enough without a lot of caffeine. Espresso can lead to me becoming unable to complete sentences before starting the next one.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Generally: fresh tomatoes > cooked tomatoes

The idea of a goopy grilled tomato ruining a perfect grilled cheese just makes me sad.
Adding a fresh tomato slice (preferably from a beefsteak tomato or otherwise minimally goopy one) is great though.

See I guess I thought it would be like… crispy.. maybe I’m thinking of fried tomatoes? Lol

I’m probably with you though … cuz I HATE shriveled, wrinkly, warm, sad tomatoes on pizza

 

[Lord Pmann]

Generally: fresh tomatoes > cooked tomatoes

The idea of a goopy grilled tomato ruining a perfect grilled cheese just makes me sad.
Adding a fresh tomato slice (preferably from a beefsteak tomato or otherwise minimally goopy one) is great though.

You have good taste.

 

[__Nathan1968]

The one that cums deep inside me


Oh wait, was that not the question?

I got ya

 

[morelikeasong]

You have good taste.

Some might say impeccable.

@__Nathan1968 wouldn’t, but some might.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My idea is to make a bunch of those donuts that look like anal beads and colour them the rainbow and put them on a dick like this:

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Then have women each eat one off at a time … obviously to get the blue donut you have to be very skilled at deep throat.

So you didn't like how I did it from the side?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok then … superior donut flavour?

Apple fritter, fresh out of the fryer, still hot.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

mine are from Costco too. I’ll have to find them so you can have an orgasm in your mouth like I did when I had them.

Wait that came out wrong.

Or did it?

I need to see what the packaging looks like so I can find them

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I feel like I should be turned on by this since it’s sex and food….

But nope!!!! Not in the slightest. I’m actually a little pissed that you destroyed a perfectly good donut.

You better have eaten that thing still!

I didn't eat the maple glazed donut. That's too much sugar. I also didn't feel like I could give it to anyone else after I fucked it so I threw it away.

I did eat three of the mochi donuts balls though. Cause my Daddies told me to.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Snubbing your nose like a toddler at something that you haven’t tried isn’t the same as having impeccable tastes.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

See I guess I thought it would be like… crispy.. maybe I’m thinking of fried tomatoes? Lol

I’m probably with you though … cuz I HATE shriveled, wrinkly, warm, sad tomatoes on pizza

What about sun dried tomatoes?

I like them in all forms. Maybe salsa best.

 

[lavendersilk]

Ok then … superior donut flavour?

Glazed. Fight me.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Ok then … superior donut flavour?

Apple cider donuts. Fresh made at the Orchard

 

[morelikeasong]

Some might say impeccable.

@__Nathan1968 wouldn’t

Snubbing your nose like a toddler at something that you haven’t tried isn’t the same as having impeccable tastes.

I can say I saw this coming

 

[UnquietDreams]

Generally: fresh tomatoes > cooked tomatoes

The idea of a goopy grilled tomato ruining a perfect grilled cheese just makes me sad.
Adding a fresh tomato slice (preferably from a beefsteak tomato or otherwise minimally goopy one) is great though.

There was an Italian place out here who would slow roast/smoke these beautiful little tomatoes in the corners of their wood fire ovens. A little smokey, with the flavor of a sun dried. Utterly amazing.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Apple cider donuts. Fresh made at the Orchard

Yes, this too. Fresh donuts are incredible.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Glazed. Fight me.

You’re very defensive

 

[UnquietDreams]

Glazed. Fight me.

Could we wrestle instead?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Snubbing your nose like a toddler at something that you haven’t tried isn’t the same as having impeccable tastes.

Oh, I see you there unquietdreams. Speaking of toddlers you had to get bribed with boobs to eat a goddamned brussels sprout.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Glazed. Fight me.

Sis. Seriously though. Like you can't beat a genuinely hot fresh dipped glazed.... Mmhm. I get chocolate if I'm feeling fancy... But I like them cold... Like almost frozen....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmmmm.... Lincoln City... fire in the fireplace... the sliding door open... sound of the pounding surf drifting through the room that is lit only by the flicker from the fireplace... laying on the floor in front of the fire...

Excuse me... I think I need to go pack...

Lincoln City, Rockaway, Arch Cape (which is where I had the "on the beach" experience) are all wonderful. But I have a persistent fantasy about a place in Bandon. I actually have a vocal about it on Lit. Sex at the beach is wonderful.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Donuts are ... Ok

But why eat a donut when there's better things out there, like a scone or a crossiant

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yes, this too. Fresh donuts are incredible.

You spelled apple wrong....