Sex & Shenanigans

[TS_Woody]

Not yet! Probably tonight

it's funny shit

 

[vagrantx]

<phoebe>

https://vocaroo.com/1mMHaL1wDBbm

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/H3WJiQl5kXQ/maxresdefault.jpg

 

[UnquietDreams]

Trick for me is no more than 10 minutes YMMV

I like a good power nap if I am going to, but this was bone deep. Slept about two hours. Didn't die.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes, please... I just don't want sand up the vag. Lol

No, beach sex (like plane sex was for me - too small a space and plane bathroom smells) is better in thought than deed. Too much sand and too many tender areas. I mean, I did it, but still, there was a lot more aftercare that was less fun.

Now sex at the beach? In a room overlooking the pounding surf? Oh, yes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The one that cums deep inside me


Oh wait, was that not the question?

I am absolutely nuts about you. Does that count?

 

[UnquietDreams]

If the end of the world was imminent .. and you were just working your reg job .. it’s the middle of the day. Nothing extraordinary about the day.. (let’s say you don’t work from home)… and you had less than 30 minutes until the end of your life.

I imagine the phone lines and roads would be clogged…

What would you do? How would you spend your last 30 minutes on earth without your family / friends / pets …??

Cursing at you for coming up with these "end of the world" scenarios.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Our pussies are magic

Yo, Trixie, what's up?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Didn't die.

Thankfully.
I need a Ho.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Cursing at you for coming up with these "end of the world" scenarios.

It’s not my fault

 

[UnquietDreams]

Probably on the Lit boards...

"Dammit, what did I miss?"

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s not my fault

Yes, yes it is. "You can't do anything you want to, just die. So what do you do?"

 

[UnquietDreams]

Right until the internet went down

Oh, fuck you.

That is what I would say.

 

[Amanda330]

If the end of the world was imminent .. and you were just working your reg job .. it’s the middle of the day. Nothing extraordinary about the day.. (let’s say you don’t work from home)… and you had less than 30 minutes until the end of your life.

I imagine the phone lines and roads would be clogged…

What would you do? How would you spend your last 30 minutes on earth without your family / friends / pets …??

I think I would find the hottest coworker and take him for a ride... At least I'd be able to have a couple orgasms before the world ended.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thankfully.
I need a Ho.

Love you too, sweetheart.

 

[lavendersilk]

https://vocaroo.com/1mMHaL1wDBbm

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/H3WJiQl5kXQ/maxresdefault.jpg

I love you.

 

[BrendaBear]

Now sex at the beach? In a room overlooking the pounding surf? Oh, yes.

Hmmmm.... Lincoln City... fire in the fireplace... the sliding door open... sound of the pounding surf drifting through the room that is lit only by the flicker from the fireplace... laying on the floor in front of the fire...

Excuse me... I think I need to go pack...

 

[vagrantx]

I love you.

Je t'andoori you too

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think I would find the hottest coworker and take him for a ride... At least I'd be able to have a couple orgasms before the world ended.

I’m sure you’d be able to overcome Apocalypse Dick if anyone could. But might be a safer bet to find the hottest her to ride with.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Ohh... I want tandoori now.

 

[Amanda330]

I’m sure you’d be able to overcome Apocalypse Dick if anyone could. But might be a safer bet to find the hottest her to ride with.

Maybe we'll just have an office orgy

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Maybe we'll just have an office orgy

I don’t like my coworkers enough. But well, everyone knows that

 

[Lmizzler]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s not my fault

Then who’s fault is it little missy?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I think I would find the hottest coworker and take him for a ride... At least I'd be able to have a couple orgasms before the world ended.

Ooh yea.... If it was a Monday.... I could do that... I'd be at my desk... And so would he...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh, fuck you.

That is what I would say.

Do you need a hug?
Did you not get your nap out???