Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

If the end of the world was imminent .. and you were just working your reg job .. it’s the middle of the day. Nothing extraordinary about the day.. (let’s say you don’t work from home)… and you had less than 30 minutes until the end of your life.

I imagine the phone lines and roads would be clogged…

What would you do? How would you spend your last 30 minutes on earth without your family / friends / pets …??

Probably on the Lit boards...

 

[TS_Woody]

Or, as us massholes would say, wicked twisted

Pat's Fan??

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If the end of the world was imminent .. and you were just working your reg job .. it’s the middle of the day. Nothing extraordinary about the day.. (let’s say you don’t work from home)… and you had less than 30 minutes until the end of your life.

I imagine the phone lines and roads would be clogged…

What would you do? How would you spend your last 30 minutes on earth without your family / friends / pets …??

Crying. Definitely crying

 

[crazychemgirl]

Probably on the Lit boards...

Right until the internet went down

 

[morelikeasong]

Pat's Fan??

But of course

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Probably on the Lit boards...

I mean…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Crying. Definitely crying

This was meant to be light hearted. I’m for sure not fucking any of my coworkers. Apocalypse Dick is probably very real.

 

[BrendaBear]

Right until the internet went down

Oh you are sooo chipper today!

Somebody bring this woman a large coffee... and some wine...

 

[MissLabelled]

If the end of the world was imminent .. and you were just working your reg job .. it’s the middle of the day. Nothing extraordinary about the day.. (let’s say you don’t work from home)… and you had less than 30 minutes until the end of your life.

I imagine the phone lines and roads would be clogged…

What would you do? How would you spend your last 30 minutes on earth without your family / friends / pets …??

First, I'd destroy my computer for cathartic reasons.

Next, I'd go punch a couple of people in the throat for cathartic reasons.

Last I would take as many photos of my tits as possible, and hope that when aliens come they'll see what they missed

Who am I kidding. I'm finding that hot new intern and fucking her brains out.

 

[BrendaBear]

Who am I kidding. I'm finding that hot new intern and fucking her brains out for cathartic reasons (and horny ones too)

Finished it for you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

First, I'd destroy my computer for cathartic reasons.

Next, I'd go punch a couple of people in the throat for cathartic reasons.

Last I would take as many photos of my tits as possible, and hope that when aliens come they'll see what they missed

Who am I kidding. I'm finding that hot new intern and fucking her brains out.

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[TS_Woody]

But of course

Did you see the Tom Brady Roast?

 

[lavendersilk]

Last I would take as many photos of my tits as possible, and hope that when aliens come they'll see what they missed

This is why I'd be on Lit...

 

[MissLabelled]

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No, ladies and gentlemen, the end of the world did not stop Monkey from eating popcorn lol

 

[Bbl87]

Or maybe just need to get laid

I feel that

 

[morelikeasong]

Who am I kidding. I'm finding that hot new intern and fucking her brains out.

Are you by chance looking to hire any more hot new interns?

 

[morelikeasong]

Did you see the Tom Brady Roast?

Not yet! Probably tonight

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No, ladies and gentlemen, the end of the world did not stop Monkey from eating popcorn lol

Not when you’re involved. Way bette than crying!

 

[Bbl87]

Who am I kidding. I'm finding that hot new intern and fucking her brains out.

I'm not gonna lie, the thought of the one employee that works in the office with me crossed my mind. She's cute, nice, and going through a divorce. Were I a lesser man...

 

[MissLabelled]

Are you by chance looking to hire any more hot new interns?

Yes.

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[vagrantx]

Puh-cahn

Fittin'
Those thin's have me pukin'

 

[MissLabelled]

I'm not gonna lie, the thought of the one employee that works in the office with me crossed my mind. She's cute, nice, and going through a divorce. Were I a lesser man...

It's the end of the world and I hear your stats speak for themselves. Pull down those trousers and hit her with the "how you doin'"

 

[vagrantx]

If the end of the world was imminent .. and you were just working your reg job .. it’s the middle of the day. Nothing extraordinary about the day.. (let’s say you don’t work from home)… and you had less than 30 minutes until the end of your life.

I imagine the phone lines and roads would be clogged…

What would you do? How would you spend your last 30 minutes on earth without your family / friends / pets …??

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[Bbl87]

It's the end of the world and I hear your stats speak for themselves. Pull down those trousers and hit her with the "how you doin'"

I also forgot the most important part, she laughs and my jokes!

Not to mention her husband is actually an old coworker of mine from a past job who's kind of a prick. So there'd be additional layers too, haha.

 

[lavendersilk]

Fittin'
Those thin's have me pukin'

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