Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

Can I come too?

Duhhhhh.... And you can cum.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok so what I’m gathering is pistachios are the superior nut.

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok so what I’m gathering is pistachios are the superior nut.

I’m torn between pistachio and macadamia

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m torn between pistachio and macadamia

Macadamia .. interesting choice.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m dead

and deader

Thank you for your scientific research

Don’t encourage this!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Duhhhhh.... And you can cum.

Mutual pleasures

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok then … superior donut flavour?

 

[crazychemgirl]

maple bacon is always a good choice because bacon makes everything better.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Don’t encourage this!

Would it help you if one of us held a donut up to our mouth?

 

[morelikeasong]

Don’t encourage this!

Have you SEEN my threads? This exactly the type of tomfoolery that I strongly encourage

 

[UnquietDreams]

For those of you that thought you could fuck a regular donut though....

I stretched it out gently with my fingers first....
https://ibb.co/gvWMJgZ

Then tried to insert the dick...
https://ibb.co/PWSpVgh

And nope
https://ibb.co/mH0MbVj

I do not believe that in the decades I have been on boards like this that I have ever met anyone so opposite to their username.

You are extraordinary.

Just saying

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can I come too?

Wouldn’t be a party without you.
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Have you SEEN my threads? This exactly the type of tomfoolery that I strongly encourage

I know. But I had to try.

 

[Lmizzler]

Omg Costco has chili almonds. So good


You're welcome

mine are from Costco too. I’ll have to find them so you can have an orgasm in your mouth like I did when I had them.

Wait that came out wrong.

Or did it?

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok then … superior donut flavour?

French cruller!

Also a fan of sour cream.
And jelly or lemon filled.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Have you SEEN my threads? This exactly the type of tomfoolery that I strongly encourage

My idea is to make a bunch of those donuts that look like anal beads and colour them the rainbow and put them on a dick like this:




Then have women each eat one off at a time … obviously to get the blue donut you have to be very skilled at deep throat.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Have you SEEN my threads? This exactly the type of tomfoolery that I strongly encourage

You just used the word "tomfoolery," and I have never been more aroused in my life....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok so what I’m gathering is pistachios are the superior nut.

I’m using this phrase too much, but the risk reward of pistachios is off. Too many cruddy ones. A good pistachio is better than a good almond But I never get an almond that makes me gag.

 

[Lmizzler]

For those of you that thought you could fuck a regular donut though....

I stretched it out gently with my fingers first....
https://ibb.co/gvWMJgZ

Then tried to insert the dick...
https://ibb.co/PWSpVgh

And nope
https://ibb.co/mH0MbVj

I feel like I should be turned on by this since it’s sex and food….

But nope!!!! Not in the slightest. I’m actually a little pissed that you destroyed a perfectly good donut.

You better have eaten that thing still!

 

[crazychemgirl]

French cruller!
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Also a fan of sour cream.
And jelly or lemon filled.

What about a maple drizzled cruller topped with crispy bacon?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m using this phrase too much, but the risk reward of pistachios is off. Too many cruddy ones. A good pistachio is better than a good almond But I never get an almond that makes me gag.

I’ve eaten a handful of pistachios on the daily … I have yet to encounter a bad one. Where are you getting your pistachios from… the dollar store?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

French cruller!
View attachment 2345835
Also a fan of sour cream.
And jelly or lemon filled.

This is the right answer. I’ve had some fancy bougie doughnuts that I preferred, but if I walk into a random donut shop, this is the go to.

 

[morelikeasong]

What about a maple drizzled cruller topped with crispy bacon?

Yes please
https://media1.giphy.com/media/bI55AxqSCrE4pv7xhj/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7j63ougoa3omkh4sdr2o5b6oo2xb3ipnsxerpyzmw&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve eaten a handful of pistachios on the daily … I have yet to encounter a bad one. Where are you getting your pistachios from… the dollar store?

Maybe your taste buds just aren’t refined.

 

[Amanda330]

maple bacon is always a good choice because bacon makes everything better.

Disagree