Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I don’t like my coworkers enough. But well, everyone knows that

You can come.to my office .... Telepathically of course cause .... You know the roads are closed...

 

[Mr_bogey]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

Pistachio

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

This is what I heard in my head

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So @morelikeasong was right about the mochi donuts having a big enough hole. But the connection points, as pointed out by @crazychemgirl, are way too weak for a fucking.

https://ibb.co/ZfCTRcm

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

Almonds???
Unless it's in butter form, then peanut

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So @morelikeasong was right about the mochi donuts having a big enough hole. But the connection points, as pointed out by @crazychemgirl, are way too weak for a fucking.

https://ibb.co/ZfCTRcm

Blocked

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Almonds???
Unless it's in butter form, then peanut

Unshunned

 

[Lmizzler]

Question for yall …

What is the best nut .. peanut, pistachio, walnut, cashew?

We have some chili covered pistachios at home right now. Soooooo amazing!!!

 

[Amanda330]

So @morelikeasong was right about the mochi donuts having a big enough hole. But the connection points, as pointed out by @crazychemgirl, are way too weak for a fucking.

https://ibb.co/ZfCTRcm

Thank you for doing the Lord's work.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We have some chili covered pistachios at home right now. Soooooo amazing!!!

Omg Costco has chili almonds. So good


You're welcome

 

[Mr_bogey]

So @morelikeasong was right about the mochi donuts having a big enough hole. But the connection points, as pointed out by @crazychemgirl, are way too weak for a fucking.

https://ibb.co/ZfCTRcm

Next time, maybe consider an enema first.

 

[Amanda330]

I don’t like my coworkers enough. But well, everyone knows that

Come to my office. You'll be fine.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Next time, maybe consider an enema first.

Would you have preferred I bought the strawberry flavor?

 

[Liquidmess1]

Guys … what is your favourite day to fuck?

All ending in y and any day following night, or vice versa

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

For those of you that thought you could fuck a regular donut though....

I stretched it out gently with my fingers first....
https://ibb.co/gvWMJgZ

Then tried to insert the dick...
https://ibb.co/PWSpVgh

And nope
https://ibb.co/mH0MbVj

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Come to my office. You'll be fine.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/joeVqfRWoYIWSutCeL/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe917qi6mh7cdgokuk1vk0u22ss98zepgaswrrme3m11&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pistachio

I knew I liked you for a reason

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For those of you that thought you could fuck a regular donut though....

I stretched it out gently with my fingers first....
https://ibb.co/gvWMJgZ

Then tried to insert the dick...
https://ibb.co/PWSpVgh

And nope
https://ibb.co/mH0MbVj

Blocked.

But your experimental design is highly dubious.

 

[morelikeasong]

So @morelikeasong was right about the mochi donuts having a big enough hole. But the connection points, as pointed out by @crazychemgirl, are way too weak for a fucking.

https://ibb.co/ZfCTRcm

I’m dead

For those of you that thought you could fuck a regular donut though....

I stretched it out gently with my fingers first....
https://ibb.co/gvWMJgZ

Then tried to insert the dick...
https://ibb.co/PWSpVgh

And nope
https://ibb.co/mH0MbVj

and deader

Thank you for your scientific research

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Blocked.

But your experimental design is highly dubious.

How would you do it? Would your donut not even get any foreplay?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m dead

and deader

Thank you for your scientific research

Lit science is my favourite science.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How would you do it? Would your donut not even get any foreplay?

@SalaciousMonkey22 just dry humping his donuts like a sucker.

 

[Amanda330]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/joeVqfRWoYIWSutCeL/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe917qi6mh7cdgokuk1vk0u22ss98zepgaswrrme3m11&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

https://media2.giphy.com/media/U4DswrBiaz0p67ZweH/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952z1rqnalinctwsq8mxdrw872sh2knvpa8a3f6xg8n&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/U4DswrBiaz0p67ZweH/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952z1rqnalinctwsq8mxdrw872sh2knvpa8a3f6xg8n&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Can I come too?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Omg Costco has chili almonds. So good

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You're welcome

I love the salt and vinegar almonds....