Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

With her on top of a washing machine, while it is running, can make for a very interesting experience. Very rewarding.

Also chores get done. That's a double win.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Double session with Lav! We can tick off "2 people at once" and "more than 2 in 24 hours" easily then

But I already have that one ...

 

[dawn_of_night]

You have me beat. I gots 2. Not by choice.

Oh! Let's do couples therapy!

 

[morelikeasong]

With her on top of a washing machine, while it is running, can make for a very interesting experience. Very rewarding.

It’s a bit tricky for penetration, as the person standing needs to be the perfect height.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s a bit tricky for penetration, as the person standing needs to be the perfect height.

Step stools are your friend.

 

[MissLabelled]

@Mr_bogey has a 5 foot dick???

All I can say is… ow!!

I'd still try it.

I would just tap him on the head and say "that's a good boy, now run along"

This is like a Glory Donut Hole.
Talk about a creme filling!

There is one in Toronto called Glory Hole Doughnuts.

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I'm a virgin.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It’s a bit tricky for penetration, as the person standing needs to be the perfect height.

You mean 5'8" right? Cuz I'm 5'8".

 

[Bbl87]

It’s a bit tricky for penetration, as the person standing needs to be the perfect height.

I feel like I'm pretty close thinking about standing next to the washing machine. Ours is on stepping stones to get it off the floor in case the basement floods though, so that stability factor would be in play...

 

[TigerLilly4U]

@TigerLilly4U found your new favorite tat

Mmmmm...are we sure....there is still this one.

Tbh, I generally forget what I said, let alone why I said it, as soon as I hit post reply. But pretty sure this was an electric nipple clamp thing.

Hahahaha.....yeah ok that makes sense! I mean is your best friend even your nest friend if you haven't put electric nipple clanps on each other while sitting in the driveway? No? Just me and Tig? Yeah that's fair we've definitely not mormal.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Mmmmm...are we sure....there is still this one.

Hahahaha.....yeah ok that makes sense! I mean is your best friend even your nest friend if you haven't put electric nipple clanps on each other while sitting in the driveway? No? Just me and Tig? Yeah that's fair we've definitely not normal

Lol, we were in the salon, and 3 other HBs were there

 

[dawn_of_night]

Step stools are your friend.

***Short girl problems***

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I feel like I'm pretty close thinking about standing next to the washing machine. Ours is on stepping stones to get it off the floor in case the basement floods though, so that stability factor would be in play...

Well if you do it right there WILL be a flood. If you know what I'm saying.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I've got some homework to do...

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Bingo!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

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Got a few left to tick off. Does "in public" count if there's no real public around? On a mountain, but, there's like no people around for miles.

Also, "in a tent"
Ah, memories

Shit, also bingo

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

we've definitely not mormal.

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[UnquietDreams]

It’s a bit tricky for penetration, as the person standing needs to be the perfect height.

Oh, and it works great for oral. Just saying.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

@Lmizzler subtly reminding me how much of a slut I can be #happytuesday

 

[vagrantx]

Shit, also bingo

"At work" crossed out, huh.
Was the chainsaw involved?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

"At work" crossed out, huh.
Was the chainsaw involved?

Server room.
I know where the cameras aren't

 

[Lmizzler]

@Lmizzler subtly reminding me how much of a slut I can be #happytuesday

Not my intention. But it is fun to have a healthy mix of slut and responsible isn’t it?!?!

I mean, imagine if someone’s tagline said academically slutty! Wouldn’t that be the perfect description?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Step stools are your friend.

I just read "broken ankle"

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Shit, also bingo

I think we have a winner.

 

[Mr_bogey]

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Bingo!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Server room.
I know where the cameras aren't

Oh, never tried the server room!

Boss's desk one night when he made me go in and drop off some papers that could have waited to Monday. My ex's idea, honestly.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Server room.
I know where the cameras aren't

I'm old enough that I checked off "at work" long before cameras were everywhere.