Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

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[BrendaBear]

Also... I N E E D T O K N O W H O W T O I D E N T I F Y .

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[MindYaBitness]

My ex wanted to name my first son Octavian. So... There's that.

We entered the hospital with a list of 10-ish names we both liked. We didn't use any of them.

My oldest we knew what middle name we wanted, but took three days to decide a first name, and that's after three days of labor.

My second, found her name while in labor watching a documentary on greco-roman sexuality and how it impacts us today. One of the researches had the name, it's unique and I loved it.

My youngest, well, he wanted a Junior which isn't bad. My husband has a fantastic name. However, being a junior has it's own complications, and he would be the umpteenth in the fam with that name. Plus, he was like his sisters, Hispanic in heritage but Nordic in gene expression. So, to avoid bullying he got his dad's middle name, and the first took a few days, but he & dad have the same initials. So it worked out

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

 

[Jaws82]

My ex wanted to name my first son Octavian. So... There's that.

I see why he's an ex

 

[lavendersilk]

My mom named me and my dad named my brother. It worked out pretty well. I believe the early eighties were a simpler time for naming though.

Also, my dad was a junior and he really didn't want my brother to be a third.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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[Amanda330]

We entered the hospital with a list of 10-ish names we both liked. We didn't use any of them.

My oldest we knew what middle name we wanted, but took three days to decide a first name, and that's after three days of labor.

My second, found her name while in labor watching a documentary on greco-roman sexuality and how it impacts us today. One of the researches had the name, it's unique and I loved it.

My youngest, well, he wanted a Junior which isn't bad. My husband has a fantastic name. However, being a junior has it's own complications, and he would be the umpteenth in the fam with that name. Plus, he was like his sisters, Hispanic in heritage but Nordic in gene expression. So, to avoid bullying he got his dad's middle name, and the first took a few days, but he & dad have the same initials. So it worked out

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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[UnquietDreams]

i recalled that but I didn’t recall if you every shared what your planned name was

Galadriel was on the list. Cordelia. Guinness. Sudo, but even I wouldn't have gone that far. A few others.

For the record, I didn't disagree with her.

 

[Amanda330]

Galadriel was on the list. Cordelia. Guinness. Sudo, but even I wouldn't have gone that far. A few others.

For the record, I didn't disagree with her.

My brother's daughter is named Cordelia. Lol. They call her Cordy. Not my fave even if she's a cutie.

 

[UnquietDreams]

We entered the hospital with a list of 10-ish names we both liked. We didn't use any of them.

My oldest we knew what middle name we wanted, but took three days to decide a first name, and that's after three days of labor.

My second, found her name while in labor watching a documentary on greco-roman sexuality and how it impacts us today. One of the researches had the name, it's unique and I loved it.

My youngest, well, he wanted a Junior which isn't bad. My husband has a fantastic name. However, being a junior has it's own complications, and he would be the umpteenth in the fam with that name. Plus, he was like his sisters, Hispanic in heritage but Nordic in gene expression. So, to avoid bullying he got his dad's middle name, and the first took a few days, but he & dad have the same initials. So it worked out

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

We didn't know the sex of our baby before she was born. Of course we had boy names all dialed in. I think we ex had a block about having a daughter. The Kid didn't get named for three days. She still is spicy about that,and brought it up in an argument yesterday.

 

[Photog1rl]

Galadriel was on the list. Cordelia. Guinness. Sudo, but even I wouldn't have gone that far. A few others.

For the record, I didn't disagree with her.

I know a family that chose two LOR names for their children.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My brother's daughter is named Cordelia. Lol. They call her Cordy. Not my fave even if she's a cutie

She was King Lear's one nice daughter. My ex said it sounded like an 18th century spinster.

 

[BrendaBear]

What can I say? Elipses rule… they win. The bizarre putting spaces in words, putting periods in bizarre places making non-sentences, and whatever that is… they all deserve a “oh hell no!” from a Gen-Xer.

Imagine how confused I would be if an invitation to a Lit orgy came, using all those techniques… my little brain would explode.

 

[Amanda330]

She was King Lear's one nice daughter. My ex said it sounded like an 18th century spinster.

I mean... She isn't totally wrong. Lol. But I can see why you like it.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So many movies you all talked about last night and I had no clue what any of them were. Have I been living a sheltered life?

Ummm going by some of your recent stories, I’m going to go out on a limb here and say you’re good

I love you... But if you're sheltered then what the fuck am I? Lol.

Get thee to a nunnery. (My dad to me obvs. because I'm an innocent baby.)

Wait, are you also Ophelia? Pretty sure that was said to her

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Sometimes a pussy has needs...

Fucking truth! Sometimes a pussy just needs to go for a riiiiide!

Hey, my rocks!
Careful, they're still tired from the orgy.

*Gently pets your rocks*

 

[Amanda330]

Wait, are you also Ophelia? Pretty sure that was said to her

Yeah. Just waiting for the right time to off myself...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Who’s going to stack donuts on their cock for my thread?

AFAF…

Seems sort of static.

The friend probably wants to watch the stacking. Not just the end result.

Listen.... I'll put them fuckers on there with my mouth if it gets the job done....
I mean....
@morelikeasong 's friend will.....

These would probably work. They’re called mochinuts. What do you think @SalaciousMonkey22 ?
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I’ve had em. Weird texture. Not sure I’d fuck.

A picture, darling, share a picture! You can keep cock contaminated candy all to yourself

IDK…I feel like some doughnuts with extra big holes would be fun to play ring toss with.
Also, eating them off the cock afterward could be a fun tease…especially if it gets the cock all sticky and that has to be licked clean too

Well, as @dawn_of_night has pointed out, I am a ho. With a purity score of 9.

I am Gen-X. We live in the ellipsis.

... but what if you're just... a millennial with a bad habit? I ellipses and lol so much I annoy the shit out of myself............ Lol

Same. A millennial who loves her an ellipses…
They’re just so handy!

What can I say? Elipses rule… they win. The bizarre putting spaces in words, putting periods in bizarre places making non-sentences, and whatever that is… they all deserve a “oh hell no!” from a Gen-Xer.

Imagine how confused I would be if an invitation to a Lit orgy came, using all those techniques… my little brain would explode.

Older millennial here, but yeeeah…

My husband had very specific objections to names. So much so I started noting them in the name book:
-that's an old russian woman who smells like carp
-no, she's not going to grow up to be a seamstress
-I'm not planning on having an armless child
-she won't be able to pronounce that until she's 25
there are so many, those are just the one's I remember of the top of my head

Can we see the list? Asking for all the friends!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yeah. Just waiting for the right time to eff myself...

Fixed your post.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yeah. Just waiting for the right time to off myself...

Fuck, I forgot that part Just another reason why Lion King > Hamlet

 

[Amanda330]

Fixed your post.

Been there, done that lol

 

[MissLabelled]

Just got back from a facial (@SalaciousMonkey22 - shut it) and catching up here and I've never wanted to see someone fuck a donut as badly as I want to see it now.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Been there, done that lol

It’s way better than offing yourself. You can only do that once. Effing yourself… I’ve done that a lot. Like an embarrassing amount. Like an amount that makes one go blind.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yeah. Just waiting for the right time to off myself...

Stay out of the water, young lady!

And you know that "nunnery" was, as @lavendersilk keeps asking, a euphemism...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Just got back from a facial (@SalaciousMonkey22 - shut it) and catching up here and I've never wanted to see someone fuck a donut as badly as I want to see it now.

Sorry, my mind went someplace and hasn't made it back yet...

 

[MissLabelled]

It’s way better than offing yourself. You can only do that once. Effing yourself… I’ve done that a lot. Like an embarrassing amount. Like an amount that makes one go blind.

Oh, now I feel bad for judging your avatar. You did a great job on it sweetie