Sex & Shenanigans

[Photog1rl]

Mochinuts are weird. More mochi than donut. And the closest is about 30 miles away.

It would take a lot to convince me...

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[UnquietDreams]

Definitely not, you should share that with the class!

I don't want my share of his Lifesaver, thank you.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If I recall the hole in the middle was pretty big. Now if we’re talking yours or @Guido414 (or @Bbl87 , allegedly), it might not work . But I feel like most cocks it would fit. No?

I wanna say it's like two finger width. But I need to refresh my memory

 

[Taegul]

Definitely not, you should share that with the class!

I would, but I'm currently using a green one and nobody likes the green ones.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I wanna say it's like two finger width. But I need to refresh my memory

Sorry, my mind went someplace and it hasn't made it back yet...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I would, but I'm currently using a green one and nobody likes the green ones.

A picture, darling, share a picture! You can keep cock contaminated candy all to yourself

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am Gen-X. We live in the ellipsis.

I feel attacked….

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A picture, darling, share a picture! You can keep cock contaminated candy all to yourself

I'll also accept a gif or video

 

[MindYaBitness]

I'll also accept a gif or video

That's very generous of you

 

[BrendaBear]

I'll also accept a gif or video

That's very generous of you

Right? So accommodating.

 

[Taegul]

A picture, darling, share a picture! You can keep cock contaminated candy all to yourself

Sorry. I'm new to this. How do I get a wide-angle lens for my phone's camera?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I bought donuts from a place called “Cream Pony” on the weekend …. Fucking heavenly

if a pony can cream these I don’t imagine most would have a problem. But I’m not sure I want to frequent the kinds of establishments @crazychemgirl does.

 

[lavendersilk]

Well, as @dawn_of_night has pointed out, I am a ho. With a purity score of 9.

I am Gen-X. We live in the ellipsis.

Yes... we do.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sorry. I'm new to this. How do I get a wide-angle lens for my phone's camera?

oh, honey, bless your heart. You won't be needing that.

 

[Taegul]

oh, honey, bless your heart. You won't be needing that.

For a very short time.

 

[MindYaBitness]

For a very short time.

I'm not clicking that. It's either a dick or a rick-roll. Show the goods on the Helicockter thread, or stop teasing the fine ladies of Lit with your candy cock!

 

[Taegul]

I'm not clicking that. It's either a dick or a rick-roll. Show the goods on the Helicockter thread, or stop teasing the fine ladies of Lit with your candy cock!

It's definitely not sugar-free.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Would it though

I'm retired.

And shy

 

[dawn_of_night]

These would probably work. They’re called mochinuts. What do you think @SalaciousMonkey22 ?
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I don't care what @SalaciousMonkey22 ....
I'll take any cock who thinks he can fill it

 

[MindYaBitness]

It's definitely not sugar-free.

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[dawn_of_night]

I don't want my share of his Lifesaver, thank you.

Can I have his share?
Asking....
Yea...

 

[Taegul]

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Ugh. Definitely the last time I image search "sexy lifesavers".

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/30/c4/d9/30c4d982d13fc62e6837bb3bafaf34dc--hot-lifeguards-beach-couples.jpg

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ugh. Definitely the last time I image search "sexy lifesavers".

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/30/c4/d9/30c4d982d13fc62e6837bb3bafaf34dc--hot-lifeguards-beach-couples.jpg

Sure it will be. And sure, this was the first time.

 

[Taegul]

Sure it will be. And sure, this was the first time.

Just because I clear out my cache and wipe my browser history three times a week, that doesn't mean a damn thing!

 

[LupineOne]

I don't care what @SalaciousMonkey22 ....
I'll take any cock who thinks he can fill it

Sorry, no delusions of grandeur here