Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

Ugh. Definitely the last time I image search "sexy lifesavers".

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/30/c4/d9/30c4d982d13fc62e6837bb3bafaf34dc--hot-lifeguards-beach-couples.jpg

excuse me while I go schedule a google alert for "Sexy Lifesaver"

 

[Mr_bogey]

Consecutively or concurrently?

Just remember who is #1.

 

[Amanda330]

Well, as @dawn_of_night has pointed out, I am a ho. With a purity score of 9.

I am Gen-X. We live in the ellipsis.

... but what if you're just... a millennial with a bad habit? I ellipses and lol so much I annoy the shit out of myself............ Lol

 

[morelikeasong]

... but what if you're just... a millennial with a bad habit? I ellipses and lol so much I annoy the shit out of myself............ Lol

Same. A millennial who loves her an ellipses…
They’re just so handy!

 

[Mr_bogey]

A picture, darling, share a picture! You can keep cock contaminated candy all to yourself

Contaminated? Do you know something we don't or does this speak to the type of cocks you associate with?

"Cock flavored" would be the more acceptable term.

 

[Amanda330]

Same. A millennial who loves her an ellipses…
They’re just so handy!

Right? Those three little dots can convey so much meaning. I don't know what I'd do without them.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'll also accept a gif or video

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

no joke I floated the idea of naming our child with a name that used an ellipsis. I was not allowed anywhere near the birth certificate .

 

[Amanda330]

no joke I floated the idea of naming our child with a name that used an ellipsis. I was not allowed anywhere near the birth certificate .

I agree with your wife. That's too far.

What was it?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Contaminated? Do you know something we don't or does this speak to the type of cocks you associate with?

"Cock flavored" would be the more acceptable term.

Yes, but cock flavored loses the alliterative flair! Also, you've seen his lady friend, @TotallyNotTaegul , that coochie is obvisously a toxica. Tell me you wouldn't consider a cock contaminated if it's been dipped in that vat.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I agree with your wife. That's too far.

What was it?

I wasn’t SERIOUS! It was just a joke! But you know exhaustion is the death of humor.

 

[Amanda330]

I wasn’t SERIOUS! It was just a joke! But you know exhaustion is the death of humor.

Mhmm.

I'm disappointed.

 

[BrendaBear]

…you know, monkey’s are the primary cause of exhaustion.

Fixed it for you.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I wasn’t SERIOUS! It was just a joke! But you know exhaustion is the death of humor.

My husband had very specific objections to names. So much so I started noting them in the name book:
-that's an old russian woman who smells like carp
-no, she's not going to grow up to be a seamstress
-I'm not planning on having an armless child
-she won't be able to pronounce that until she's 25
there are so many, those are just the one's I remember of the top of my head

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mhmm.

I'm disappointed.

Well my day is ruined now

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[Amanda330]

My husband had very specific objections to names. So much so I started noting them in the name book:
-that's an old russian woman who smells like carp
-no, she's not going to grow up to be a seamstress
-I'm not planning on having an armless child
-she won't be able to pronounce that until she's 25
there are so many, those are just the one's I remember of the top of my head

My ex wanted to name my first son Octavian. So... There's that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My ex wanted to name my first son Octavian. So... There's that.

Oh my…. That a villain backstory in the making right there.

 

[Amanda330]

Well my day is ruined now

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I'm just kidding, my sweet little innocent monkey baby boo. I love you!

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[Amanda330]

Oh my…. That a villain backstory in the making right there.

That was nixed immediately.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm just kidding, my sweet little innocent monkey baby boo. I love you!

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[BrendaBear]

Oh my…. That a villain backstory in the making right there.

Well, yeah! And it wouldn't have been great for her son either!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/Y1xARt0E4VYAAAAC/shancan-shancan-knee-slap.gif

 

[dawn_of_night]

Same. A millennial who loves her an ellipses…
They’re just so handy!

Are ellipses different than #bkankspace ?
AFAF
Also... I N E E D T O K N O W H O W T O I D E N T I F Y .

 

[BrendaBear]

That was nixed immediately.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/mi5Nt3PwyFkAAAAC/wise-decision-good-choice.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

no joke I floated the idea of naming our child with a name that used an ellipsis. I was not allowed anywhere near the birth certificate .

My wife actually had in the birth plan that I was not allowed to name our daughter.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My wife actually had in the birth plan that I was not allowed to name our daughter.

i recalled that but I didn’t recall if you every shared what your planned name was