Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

So I just took an edible that is supposed to help me go to sleep. Because I sleep poorly. The edible was made by a sort of law enforcement type person.

So, if I start acting weird, he lied to me.
If I fall asleep mid sentence, it worked.

Only time will tell.

I feel this to my core!!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Translated it for you.

Jod bless you Brenda.

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m giving up popcorn. And haven’t decided on its replacement. But it’s hot and buttery in my head right now.

It clogged me up. Have you tried...
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[MindYaBitness]

Also there’s a WHOLE fucking lot going on in this post.

Is this your first time reading a gummy anxiety post?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I feel this to my core!!!!

I thought that was supposed to be after the atozas?

 

[MissLabelled]

They keep saying “la petite” something. Which, if 9th grade French taught me anything, they’re basically drooling over my impressive manhood.

Yes, precisely. I would tell you what to say to impress them but you seem to have it well under control.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I thought that was supposed to be after the atozas?

Azúcar, puedes decidir el orden que quieras.

 

[MissLabelled]

It clogged me up. Have you tried...
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Being an expert in this department, I think he’s using too much teeth.

 

[lavendersilk]

Being an expert in this department, I think he’s using too much teeth.

I put in vegetables funny gif in google and that popped up.

That scene in GoT was funny and scary at the same time.

 

[BrendaBear]

… in GoT was …

Gnaw On Testicles…

Got it!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yes, precisely. I would tell you what to say to impress them but you seem to have it well under control.

Yeah. I’m pretty happy with how it’s going. They don’t really talk TO ME, per se. But you know the French.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I put in vegetables funny gif in google and that popped up.

That scene in GoT was funny and scary at the same time.

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[BrendaBear]

Yeah. I’m pretty happy with how it’s going. They don’t really talk TO ME, per se. But you know the French.

I understand completely! When they point at me, giggle and speak in hushed voices in a different language, then burst out laughing, they are surely just saying “she is so funny! Golly, I love her jokes!”

 

[UnquietDreams]

you don't need google translate. I speak sign language as well:
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yes, I used that meme yesterday, and no, I dont care!

Tá tú go hálainn.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Mon crayon eat grande est jeune after 4 years of HS French and that’s from a movie.

Gotcha.

 

[BrendaBear]

Mon crayon eat grande est jeune after 4 years of HS French and that’s from a movie.

“The cheese is old and moldy”?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Tá tú go hálainn.

go raibh maith agat

 

[MindYaBitness]

“The cheese is old and moldy”?

What movie is that from!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

What movie is that from!!!

Encino Man. I think it was the one line in Spanish they learned in class… pretty funny scene.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I put in vegetables funny gif in google and that popped up.

That scene in GoT was funny and scary at the same time.

Wait a minute. There’s no vegetables in this scene!

 

[UnquietDreams]

go raibh maith agat

I haven't written in Gaelic for ten years, and I couldn't speak it if it tried.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Encino Man. I think it was the one line in Spanish they learned in class… pretty funny scene.

Thsnk you! Remembering that line, but not being able to place the film, Its been bothering me for years!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Being an expert in this department, I think he’s using too much teeth.

Oh, one night and now you're an expert...

 

[MissLabelled]

Oh, one night and now you're an expert...

I’ve been studying

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

“The cheese is old and moldy”?

Basically.