Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Just to clarify, neither are regulars. One pertained to an old incident involving the phrase "AIDS needle" and the other, more recently, with an obsession with the phrase "mud cricket," as a pejorative. Decided there were things I didn't want to read.

Funny.... I happen to recall having both of those incidents cause me to test my "ignore" button skills as well.

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[Amanda330]

Just to clarify, neither are regulars. One pertained to an old incident involving the phrase "AIDS needle" and the other, more recently, with an obsession with the phrase "mud cricket," as a pejorative. Decided there were things I didn't want to read.

I know exactly who both of them are...

 

[Amanda330]

Good to know

I can't read this message....

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So, blowjobs. Sure are great aren’t they?

Boobs? Pretty great too.

No murder with either of those things.

Unless they be slaying. Or killing it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So you tried. Got it.

I didn’t .. actually. I explained the physics of why I didn’t.

@SalaciousMonkey22 should understand that.

 

[MissLabelled]

So, blowjobs. Sure are great aren’t they?

Boobs? Pretty great too.

No murder with either of those things.

Depends how far down the throat you push it I guess.

 

[Amanda330]

So, blowjobs. Sure are great aren’t they?

Boobs? Pretty great too.

No murder with either of those things.

A little bit of murder goes down more easily with an orgasm.

 

[BrendaBear]

I can't read this message....

squint your eyes?

Maybe if you wrote it on something... like some part of your body, and posted a pic of that... she'd look closer at it?

Just a guess? Choose the body part wisely...

 

[BrendaBear]

I didn’t .. actually. I explained the physics of why I didn’t.

@SalaciousMonkey22 should understand that.

Well, sure. But did you discuss it with @Lmizzler ???

 

[UnquietDreams]

I didn’t .. actually. I explained the physics of why I didn’t.

@SalaciousMonkey22 should understand that.

Oh, if we let "physics" get in the way, we would never have discovered time travel.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Unless they be slaying. Or killing it.

Depends how far down the throat you push it I guess.

A little bit of murder goes down more easily with an orgasm.

Why are you like this?

 

[UnquietDreams]

So, blowjobs. Sure are great aren’t they?

Boobs? Pretty great too.

No murder with either of those things.

Well, not with that attitude there isn't.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I didn’t .. actually. I explained the physics of why I didn’t.

@SalaciousMonkey22 should understand that.

I understand I’d look stunning on you babe.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Why are you like this?

PTSD, or something.

 

[UnquietDreams]

A little bit of murder goes down more easily with an orgasm.

Coming and going at the same time, as it were.

 

[BrendaBear]

Why are you like this?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/hquFrr4sWE4AAAAC/why-the-hell-not-tasha-mack.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

PTSD, or something.

Pussy testing some dick?

I do know what that one means... have/had it... but... I just had to go there...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I know exactly who both of them are...

Hey me too!

 

[LupineOne]

Right well I hope you both have a great day while sharing a coke. Time for some coffee followed by some pants

Also Imgbb is down at my end so fuck it. Here you go!

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

A little bit of murder goes down more easily with an orgasm.

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

Pussy testing some dick?

I do know what that one means... have/had it... but... I just had to go there...

I, um. No? I don't have a pussy? I'm confused

 

[MindYaBitness]

So, blowjobs. Sure are great aren’t they?

Boobs? Pretty great too.

No murder with either of those things.

I'm pretty sure I've killed guys that way on the FMK thread...or maybe it was just la petite mort

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Orgasm an with easily more down goes murder of bit little a?

That doesn't make a lick of sense.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm pretty sure I've killed guys that way on the FMK thread...or maybe it was just la petite mort

Oof, that's not a name I want anyone to call my dick.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm pretty sure I've killed guys that way on the FMK thread...or maybe it was just la petite mort

Oui.