Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

I prefer "Companions."

I mean... "Companions" is pretty broad....
And speaking of....
There's some classifications missed here....

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/qr6wSWAyIEbOdA2vEv/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7h9zw0xqv8spx7al6g7y8uwc7k3t4rh5f2w89ajlz&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gI may need to figure out tenor soon. Quality GIPHY ones are getting scared. Hey @OrdinaryPerson, got any tips?

1) Copy from Tenor.
2) Upload to Giphy
3) ???
4) Profit.

 

[MissLabelled]

Hey @crazychemgirl I was reminded of this book that I bought for my daughter a couple years back. Thought you might enjoy it.

https://houseofpsychoticwomen.com/

I mean, I'd read this.

I used to know a guy whose day job was SFX and worked with this company as a side gig. Never got any free samples. Fucking bogus.

We were laughing about this one time when they introduced the "you can now record your name" so that the doll would say your name during fun fun sexy times. But all we could imagine was that the doll would be moaning in a quote unquote feminine fashion and then a deep voice would pop in as the recording of the name.

"Oh oh yes, like that. Give it to me" <deep voice>Josh.

 

[lavendersilk]

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[crazychemgirl]

Why are people so anti-fun? I don’t understand

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Why are people so anti-fun? I don’t understand

It usually involves sticks and their asses, but not in a pleasurable way.

 

[BrendaBear]

Why are people so anti-fun? I don’t understand

Is it because they miss @Lmizzler ?

 

[Mrtenant]

Why are people so anti-fun? I don’t understand

Anti-fungal, yes...anti-fun? No, I am definitely fun. Go ahead, poke me with a stick, see how fun.

 

[Mrtenant]

it's mesmerizing isn't it? ....follow the fishy

 

[Mrtenant]

Oooh, there it is again!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I mean... "Companions" is pretty broad....
And speaking of....
There's some classifications missed here....

Sorry, that wasn't a joke at your expense. When I hear companion in any sort of sexual capacity, my brain immediately goes to that.

Just kidding. I am a geek, I go to Firefly references.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oooh, there it is again!

I always forget about your sig cuz I don’t have them on my phone in portrait mode.

 

[Mrtenant]

One more? then Ima go eat lunch. What are you all having? Margarita?

 

[Mrtenant]

I always forget about your sig cuz I don’t have them on my phone in portrait mode.

It's great when I'm on a post frenzy, the whole page has that fish.

 

[Mrtenant]

Lit used to have this feature (doesn't appear to be there now) where you could look at a thread among the list of threads and there was a clicky there that would list all posters and their post counts

 

[crazychemgirl]

Lit used to have this feature (doesn't appear to be there now) where you could look at a thread among the list of threads and there was a clicky there that would list all posters and their post counts

That would have been helpful.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Why are people so anti-fun? I don’t understand

Look out, people, Mr. Woodman is putting the smackdown on the Sweathogs!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love you all but the correct terminology is

COCK POCKET.

Coat pocket? That doesn't seem right.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Huh, it makes me squirm. Weird.

Not that weird.

 

[Mrtenant]

Coat pocket? That doesn't seem right.

Hot Pocket? Those fuggin things burn the crap out of the roof of your mouth. Mine still hurts from 1988.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Has to be fake. Hasbro owns the Ouija trademark...

 

[Mrtenant]

Someone has to be the fun one in this group.

BTW, this was my 26000th post! How awesome is that. (I know, its all about me, but then, what isn't?)

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

That would have been helpful.

You're telling me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who uses their “ignore” function liberally?


*raises hand

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Hot Pocket? Those fuggin things burn the crap out of the roof of your mouth. Mine still hurts from 1988.

McDs apple pie circa '87 here. Fucked me up good. Those things were WEAPONS.