🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for creepy role play.

Nominated for judging my role play instead of my wanking

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Four months in and still yet to be a winner for my wiener.

 

[ydahecnot]

Four months in and still yet to be a winner for my wiener.

Nor a triumph for your tallywhacker

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck you all.

 

[Wand3rlust]

The nominations for this week are:

@Lord Pmann for wanting to talk about sex on a reading site and being a pervy wanker
@Shenanigans90 for confusing @OrdinaryPerson for a judge. Blatant sucking up isn't going to get you anywhere - *THIS ISN’T ENTIRELY TRUE*
@OrdinaryPerson for mistaking @Shenanigans90 ‘s diss game for sucking up
@Shenanigans90 for a horrible diss game and embarrassing @OrdinaryPerson by using Imgur to post gifs. Have they taught you nothing? *I mean, clearly not*
@Wand3rlust for being fucking lazy
@StillRain for yet again picking a shit panel of judge
@Wand3rlust for being even worse than the March panel of judge
@ToPleaseHim for assuming a euphemism
@Wriggle for that 'song'
@morelikeasong for sucking up to that 'song'
@morelikeasong for egregious suck up
@morelikeasong for lack of self awareness
@Bry1313 for not getting the joke
@Saltfountain for being a massive philistine and not understanding @Wriggle ‘s artistic vision
@Amanda330 because her tits practically got @Wriggle into this mess
@Wriggle for being a massive phallus, making him both the wanker and wankee
@Amanda330 for keeping her tits in
@AuntieDisco for not knowing the difference between being a massive phallus and having a massive phallus
@Wriggle for blaming @Amanda330 ‘s tits for his wankeriness
@AmberLGreen because she enjoys sucking
@Mr_bogey for not understanding @Wriggle ‘s artistic vision that's purely based on musical dissonance and being a Philistine.
@Saltfountain for showing off.
@Wand3rlust for not being able to use her phone properly, useless wanker *totally not a wanker*
@lavendersilk for not nominating and not sharing
@Saltfountain for being so damn talented and inspirational
@Wand3rlust for being so damn sexy
@lavendersilk for really not understanding how shit talking works...
@lavendersilk for wanking nicely instead of being a rough disrespectful wanker
@Wriggle for nominating one of the sweetest people on lit
@Saltfountain for nominating one of the sweetest people on lit
@Amanda330 for not understanding how wanker of the week works, soft wanker...
@Amanda330 for accusations of @Wriggle ‘s bullying being false
@Amanda330 for calling @Wriggle a twat. And proving her correct
@Saltfountain for thinking everyone wanks the same way. Double fisted wanker
@Mr_bogey for being obtuse about the vagaries of the English language and the subtle nuanced differences in usage of words between our 2 great nations.
But mainly for being Mr Snot to every person from the UK on lit
@SalaciousMonkey22 for thinking all @crazychemgirl ‘s nominations were about trying to win rather than just trying to annoy @Wand3rlust and be hilarious - *I mean, one out of 2 isn’t bad….*
@morelikeasong for putting furry images into @Wriggle ‘s noggin
@crazychemgirl for pretending she doesn’t want to win
@crazychemgirl for annoying the judge
@SalaciousMonkey22 for thinking he knows what annoys the judge
@crazychemgirl for thinking there’s any world where she DOESN’T annoy the judge.
@SalaciousMonkey22 for thinking he is such a smarty pants
@crazychemgirl for still being upset she didn’t know what a moue was
@SalaciousMonkey22 for attempting to be smarter than he is
@crazychemgirl for not appreciating natural brilliance
@SalaciousMonkey22 for thinking physics is better than chemistry
@crazychemgirl for not appreciating the true brilliance of the universe
@SalaciousMonkey22 for trying to secure your win with pure volume
@crazychemgirl for trying to secure your win with pure volume
@morelikeasong for not understanding @SalaciousMonkey22 ‘s entire schtick
@SalaciousMonkey22 for just wanting to win more awards
@SalaciousMonkey22 for giving up like an absolute wanker
@Amanda330 for not appreciating @SalaciousMonkey22 ‘s gracious decision to stop flooding this thread.
@SalaciousMonkey22 for trying to be respectful and gracious

 

[Wand3rlust]

@Amanda330 for trying to bait @SalaciousMonkey22 into snaking an award that is clearly @crazychemgirl ‘s to lose
@SalaciousMonkey22 for thinking that @Amanda330 would ever be that underhanded...
@Amanda330 for being able to type that out.
@crazychemgirl for starting this whole shitshow and then thinking she can just gleefully observe from the peanut gallery
@SalaciousMonkey22 for nominating her because @SalaciousMonkey22 doesn't believe she is the absolute glorious angel she claims to be.
@Amanda330 for conflating aesthetic brilliance with moral
@SalaciousMonkey for using big words and trying to sound smart like a pretentious wanker.
And for obviously being annoyingly obtuse
@Amanda330 because @SalaciousMonkey is obviously acute e pi
@SalaciousMonkey22 for his own nomination
@crazychemgirl for beating @UnquietDreams to seconding his nomination
@Bry1313 for encouraging this farce of nominations that have clearly derailed this thread beyond recognition
@crazychemgirl for being a bigger attention whore than the reigning champion
@Amanda330 for thinking that the only.place that wankers are allowed is here..
@Wand3rlust for bragging about nomination volume
@Amanda330 for not understanding the thread at all
@SalaciousMonkey22 for failing to spot @crazychemgirl 's mo...
@crazychemgirl for involving @Bry1313 in shenanigans that he’s not involved in
@Bry1313 for being a hypocritical whiney fuck. And a wanker
@Bry1313 for complete lack of self awareness
@Bry1313 for being the shitest panel of judge in the history of this award
@Bry1313 for being terrible influences on @crazychemgirl , and more importantly for getting @SalaciousMonkey22 dragged into it
@Wand3rlust for being terrible influences on @crazychemgirl , and more importantly for getting @SalaciousMonkey22 dragged into it
@SalaciousMonkey22 passing the blame for his own inadequacies
@Wand3rlust for having a Cassandra complex. Re:CCG
@SalaciousMonkey22 for calling a hoodie, a sweater
@Wand3rlust for not understanding the joke
@OrdinaryPerson for assuming @Wriggle is a small minded bigot.
@crazychemgirl for thinking that this

Ok yall … I found it for you.

https://voca.ro/1h9OZRcoFdun

Is this:

They were incredibly helpful and informative

@SalaciousMonkey22 for not recognizing @crazychemgirl ‘s brilliance
@SalaciousMonkey22 because it’s clearly not @crazychemgirl’s fault he found her PSA obviously after it was needed
@crazychemgirl for trying to hork @SalaciousMonkey22 ‘s nomination like the sneaky Canadian she is
@SalaciousMonkey22 & @crazychemgirl for spamming a thread with playground fancying each other and not getting it on instead
@SalaciousMonkey22 for being physically disgusted at the idea of getting it on with @crazychemgirl
@crazychemgirl for trying to hork @SalaciousMonkey22 ‘s kidney like the sneaky Canadian temptress she is
@OrdinaryPerson for celebrating suck ups
@Bry1313 for pretending he didn’t want a little more sucking up in his life.
everyone cause this place is full of wankers
@EricaLynch for not nominating
@Amanda330 for calling @EricaLynch out
@AmberLGreen for being deluded
@Lmizzler for stealing @Tigobitties98 ‘s 5000th post thunder
@OrdinaryPerson for sucking up…….again
@Bry1313 for NOT celebrating suck ups
@crazychemgirl for being too liberal with "best nomination ever"
@SalaciousMonkey22 for claiming "MVP" when none of us got the ballot in the mail on-time besides him
@SirConradPeckereye for sucking up to the suck up
@SalaciousMonkey22 for buck passing
@Lmizzler for stealing the thunder of @Tigobitties98 and also for his distaste of the word meat pocket
@PrettyLilPussy19 ‘s boss
@OrdinaryPerson for offering @morelikeasong lunch and then disappearing
@STrent for being the only person other than BoJo to use the word 'Cripes'
@PrettyLilPussy19 for making me take this WAY too seriously
@SalaciousMonkey22 for trying to put ALL the blame on @crazychemgirl when he is an equal participant in this adventure
@Bry1313 cuz at least he didn’t yell at @crazychemgirl for her nominations

 

[Wand3rlust]

@crazychemgirl for THE most nonsensical nomination to date
@Bry1313 for caving to peer pressure
@crazychemgirl for making @Lmizzler go find the post that said you agreed with him and understood his disdain for the meat pocket now!
@Lmizzler for not understanding the joy of the meat/cock/hot pocket
@Lmizzler for not posting in the Chaos thread today x2
@lavendersilk for excessive thirst entitlement
@SalaciousMonkey22 for attempting to cock block the ladies thirst for @Lmizzler
@SalaciousMonkey22 for implying @crazychemgirl has any interest in rock hard cocks … when he knows that her only interest lies in the deliciously lovely tatas that the ladies of lit possess. – hey you…
@crazychemgirl for having a thread that’s so popular that it takes 20 minutes to find a post.
@Lmizzler for spending 20 minutes trying to find @crazychemgirl ‘s quote x2
@Lmizzler for ignoring the post that @crazychemgirl’s post quoted which made it awful
@SalaciousMonkey22 for assuming he can deny a nomination
@crazychemgirl for lies
@Lmizzler for violence against a very innocent fruit.
@Bry1313 for overuse of that gif
@crazychemgirl for making @Bry1313 use it too much
@Bry1313 for being an instigator
@crazychemgirl for confusing instigator with responder
@morelikeasong for teasing @OrdinaryPerson with a mouth watering video
@Amanda330 for sucking up
@Amanda330 for trying to dictate how @Lmizzler spends his time
@crazychemgirl for being the initial instigator starting her thread
@Amanda330 for threatening @SirConradPeckereye with a good time and not following through
@SirConradPeckereye for thinking that meant @Amanda330 would make it a good time
@Amanda330 for insinuating 1. she isn't a good time and 2. That @SirConradPeckereye wouldn't have one anyway
@SirConradPeckereye and @Amanda330 for not getting a room and getting it over with
@Amanda330 for thinking that she doesn't know she’s a good time and @SirConradPeckereye should be so fucking lucky, Connie.
@Nicefella for butting in
@Amanda330 for thinking luck has anything to do with it, when it's obviously the uniform, suit, and socks pics
@SirConradPeckereye for egregious sucking up
@lavendersilk for lack of principles in her nominations
@crazychemgirl for going to a “conference” and leaving her thread with @Bry1313 (who demonstrated for weeks his inability to control a thread of even this one’s meager size) and me (I mean really? Who does that?) in charge. Unconscionable.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck you all.

Winner announced later - I have things to do.

 

[Yesok1]

@crazychemgirl for THE most nonsensical nomination to date
@Bry1313 for caving to peer pressure
@crazychemgirl for making @Lmizzler go find the post that said you agreed with him and understood his disdain for the meat pocket now!
@Lmizzler for not understanding the joy of the meat/cock/hot pocket
@Lmizzler for not posting in the Chaos thread today x2
@lavendersilk for excessive thirst entitlement
@SalaciousMonkey22 for attempting to cock block the ladies thirst for @Lmizzler
@SalaciousMonkey22 for implying @crazychemgirl has any interest in rock hard cocks … when he knows that her only interest lies in the deliciously lovely tatas that the ladies of lit possess. – hey you…
@crazychemgirl for having a thread that’s so popular that it takes 20 minutes to find a post.
@Lmizzler for spending 20 minutes trying to find @crazychemgirl ‘s quote x2
@Lmizzler for ignoring the post that @crazychemgirl’s post quoted which made it awful
@SalaciousMonkey22 for assuming he can deny a nomination
@crazychemgirl for lies
@Lmizzler for violence against a very innocent fruit.
@Bry1313 for overuse of that gif
@crazychemgirl for making @Bry1313 use it too much
@Bry1313 for being an instigator
@crazychemgirl for confusing instigator with responder
@morelikeasong for teasing @OrdinaryPerson with a mouth watering video
@Amanda330 for sucking up
@Amanda330 for trying to dictate how @Lmizzler spends his time
@crazychemgirl for being the initial instigator starting her thread
@Amanda330 for threatening @SirConradPeckereye with a good time and not following through
@SirConradPeckereye for thinking that meant @Amanda330 would make it a good time
@Amanda330 for insinuating 1. she isn't a good time and 2. That @SirConradPeckereye wouldn't have one anyway
@SirConradPeckereye and @Amanda330 for not getting a room and getting it over with
@Amanda330 for thinking that she doesn't know she’s a good time and @SirConradPeckereye should be so fucking lucky, Connie.
@Nicefella for butting in
@Amanda330 for thinking luck has anything to do with it, when it's obviously the uniform, suit, and socks pics
@SirConradPeckereye for egregious sucking up
@lavendersilk for lack of principles in her nominations
@crazychemgirl for going to a “conference” and leaving her thread with @Bry1313 (who demonstrated for weeks his inability to control a thread of even this one’s meager size) and me (I mean really? Who does that?) in charge. Unconscionable.

Seems like way too much work wand3r! You must be a proper wanker to do these lists!

 

[lavendersilk]

Fuck you all.

Winner announced later - I have things to do.

Take your time. Have fun!

Totally not kissing up to the judge.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The nominations for this week are:

(NOMINATIONS LIST PART 1)

(NOMINATIONS LIST PART 2)

(NOMINATIONS LIST PART 3)

So much wanking! Aren’t all you wankers exhausted?! I’m tired just from skimming through that list

 

[MissLabelled]

Wow, y’all wankers have been busy this week.

 

[lavendersilk]

So much wanking! Aren’t all you wankers exhausted?! I’m tired just from skimming through that list

Nominated because she obviously is jealous she wasn't mentioned in the wankery.

 

[StillRain]

Jesus Mary and Joseph. The next panel of judge, whoever may be so appointed, is really going to have to draw some lines on these absurd nominations.

You wankers have truly been overdoing your palm Sunday celebrations every day of the week.

 

[StillRain]

Take your time. Have fun!

Totally not kissing up to the judge.

I haven’t seen this much arse kissing since old mate, @Azuldrgon was getting all up in it.

 

[ydahecnot]

tl;dr: everyone is nominated at least five times

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck you all.

Winner announced later - I have things to do.

Nominated for pretending you have things to do that aren’t wanking

 

[Bry1313]

Take your time. Have fun!

Totally not kissing up to the judge.

Nominated for totally kissing up to the panel of judge

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated…….sigh, for being deeply hurtful.

 

[Bry1313]

Both nominated for forgetting that I'm the hot one WITH the fucking spreadsheet.

Jesus. What do I have to do?

Where's @OrdinaryPerson or @crazychemgirl ??

Nominated for any of you thinking you make sexier spreadsheets than me, i just don’t feel the need to show it of all the time like the wanker panel of judge

 

[Bry1313]

But... You're invited too, obviously. Sexy lady judge ma'am.

Nominated for one of the most egregious suck ups that have ever sucked up

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have things to do.

Obviously not

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for one of the most egregious suck ups that have ever sucked up

I am so glad to be recognized for my skill in that area. Thank you.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for pretending you have things to do that aren’t wanking

Nominated for saying this before I did

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for saying this before I did

Nominated for thinking you’d be on that one before me