🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Wand3rlust]

I reject the validity of this entire process and all its officers as long as the pointless erasure of my proud legacy continues.

 

[StillRain]

I so wanted to be nominated. I been such a wanker today.

Nominated for self-nominating.

 

[StillRain]

Also, nominated for questioning the best panel of judge since the OG.

 

[StillRain]

Oh hey doctor. Can you check me out?

Nominated for creepy role play.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How can you be taking new nominations for next week but not have announced who won this week?

 

[StillRain]

I reject the validity of this entire process and all its officers as long as the pointless erasure of my proud legacy continues.

Nominated for making me question if I’m seeing double. double.

 

[Wand3rlust]

How can you be taking new nominations for next week but not have announced who won this week?

Er it's simple.

I'm quite clever.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Er it's simple.

I'm quite clever.

Well that was never in question

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for creepy role play.

Seconded. Wait…I reject the blah blah blah. Nvm.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well that was never in question

But I'll explain. I closed noms at midnight BST on Thursday.

They promptly opened for the next week enabling seemless transition from one voting period to another.

It's deceptively complicated to administer.
But I make it look easy.

 

[StillRain]

How can you be taking new nominations for next week but not have announced who won this week?

The rules are, shall we say, far more fluid than the fountains of peen which are granted to thine wanky winners.

 

[lavendersilk]

How can you be taking new nominations for next week but not have announced who won this week?

Logic has no place here. It isn't the way.

 

[InThe312]

Nominated for creepy role play.

Says Ms. Customs

 

[ydahecnot]

Says Ms. Customs

I don’t even wanna know y’all’s depth of kink

 

[Lmizzler]

But I'll explain. I closed noms at midnight BST on Thursday.

They promptly opened for the next week enabling seemless transition from one voting period to another.

It's deceptively complicated to administer.
But I make it look easy.

Do you have a spreadsheet for this?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do you have a spreadsheet for this?

Why, would that turn you on?

 

[lavendersilk]

Why, would that turn you on?

Nominated for flirting on the job.

 

[Amanda330]

Why, would that turn you on?

Not that you asked me - but it would turn me on...

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not that you asked me - but it would turn me on...

Best I don't go into details. You'd leave a puddle.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why, would that turn you on?

Yes

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not that you asked me - but it would turn me on...

Oh shit, you’ve never been hotter in your life

 

[lavendersilk]

Nominating @jason28053 for liking a post even though he is on a break.

 

[Amanda330]

Oh shit, you’ve never been hotter in your life

Ohhh let's go open excel and make a spreadsheet together

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nominating @jason28053 for liking a post even though he is on a break.

Is.... is he.....Ross and/or Rachel?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ohhh let's go open excel and make a spreadsheet together

Oh baby. I got some power pivots for you.