🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Amanda330]

Oh baby. I got some power pivots for you.

I really want to write nested formulas with you alllll night long.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Oh shit, you’ve never been hotter in your life

Ohhh let's go open excel and make a spreadsheet together

Both nominated for forgetting that I'm the hot one WITH the fucking spreadsheet.

Jesus. What do I have to do?

Where's @OrdinaryPerson or @crazychemgirl ??

 

[lavendersilk]

Oh baby. I got some power pivots for you.

https://y.yarn.co/887bcf0d-9936-464d-b21e-49eba36361a5_text.gif

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for forgetting that I am totally not a wanker and actually adorable.

Nominated for continuing to deny what a 1st class wanker you are

 

[lavendersilk]

Is.... is he.....Ross and/or Rachel?

*squints at avatar* Joey?

 

[Amanda330]

Both nominated for forgetting that I'm the hot one WITH the fucking spreadsheet.

Jesus. What do I have to do?

Where's @OrdinaryPerson or @crazychemgirl ??

But... You're invited too, obviously. Sexy lady judge ma'am.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

=IF(AND(A1=“ @Wand3rlust ”, A2=“ @Amanda330 ”), “”,””)

I’ve only been home 30 minutes and I’m stoned and drunk.

 

[lavendersilk]

=IF(AND(A1=“ @Wand3rlust ”, A2=“ @Amanda330 ”), “”,””)

I’ve only been home 30 minutes and I’m stoned and drunk.

Jelly.

Nominated for broken emojis.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nominated for continuing to deny what a 1st class wanker you are

Oh. Someone forgot to keep the trash out...

 

[lavendersilk]

@Wand3rlust this you?

 

[Amanda330]

=IF(AND(A1=“ @Wand3rlust ”, A2=“ @Amanda330 ”), “”,””)

I’ve only been home 30 minutes and I’m stoned and drunk.

Omg. I need to turn a fan on.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/a0GD8zgUaByTK/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9526fl9s3mi3knapvvkmym28k2kw6s5dl4qynswd39m&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Wand3rlust]

@Wand3rlust View attachment 2340524this you?

Nominated for spelling adorable wrong.

 

[jason28053]

*squints at avatar* Joey?

Pauses break to say “how you doin?”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Jelly.

Nominated for broken emojis.

Denied.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh. Someone forgot to keep the trash out...

Nominated for having no better comeback than a two pence insult.

 

[InThe312]

I don’t even wanna know y’all’s depth of kink

Nominated for making it sound like you don’t Customs

 

[lavendersilk]

Denied.

I rescind my nomination for the above because of his kissable face.

Nominate myself because I can't spell.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@Wand3rlust View attachment 2340524this you?

I can’t even tell if I want to nominate you for taking my salty joke format and making it sorta sweet. Uggh.

Nominated for conflicting me.

Wait…I reject the blah blah blah.

 

[Lmizzler]

Why, would that turn you on?

Let me put my data in your cell box.

 

[StillRain]

Says Ms. Customs

Best international entry you’ve ever been granted.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Best international entry you’ve ever been granted.

Nominated for get (another) room.

I reject the validity etc etc etc.

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for get (another) room.

I reject the validity etc etc etc.

Nominated for inability to speak a language I understand.

 

[ydahecnot]

Best international entry you’ve ever been granted.

I said I didn’t wanna know

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Let me put my data in your cell box.

Nominated for terrible “excel”ling.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for inability to speak a language I understand.

Nominated for linguistic determinism.