Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I haven't been able to finish my first go around because it is pretty damn dark. But I will.

So dark but so good and every episode with Alfie is a treasure

 

[MissLabelled]

l Definitely go! Then we get nerd out together. Over the D. I mean Distortion. Social Distortion. Yeah, takes way longer to type "Social Distortion."

It may take longer but the removal of ambiguity is definitely worth the extra characters lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh I know I’ve been on the fast track program for over 3 years now. Oh yes box jumps, hello running, wait you can get plantar fasciitis without turning old?

The worst.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Guys, seriously, the struggle is real. Like really real.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

It may take longer but the removal of ambiguity is definitely worth the extra characters lol

Ah you're right. Definitely can't hint to people that I'm a sexual being.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hey baby. A portrait of you...

https://ibb.co/sWWcNsM

I'm not saying I'm a whore but for those boobs and that many bills...

You make the best coffee. Ever.

Morning! My back now tells me every morning if I’m away from home that I’m not waking up in my own bed and I have yet to turn 40 in couple of months

You feeling any better?

 

[AuntieDisco]

I notice as we get older our backs naturally start to hurt. For us it's the fact that the human spine is really only made to carry around a certain amount of awesomeness. And we exceed that amount.

Too much awesomeness

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Too much awesomeness

I knew you'd get me

 

[Poeticwolf]

Saaaame. My pussy is too delightful.

Sooo many thoughts in my head. Ohhh. Excuse me. I need to go take care of... something

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sooo many thoughts in my head. Ohhh. Excuse me. I need to go take care of... something

This doesn’t even rhyme, or have meter. Or nothing.

 

[AuntieDisco]

You feeling any better?

Thankfully yes, so much better

 

[Bry1313]

This doesn’t even rhyme, or have meter. Or nothing.

Yeah, that was hardly the work of a wordsmith

 

[Poeticwolf]

This doesn’t even rhyme, or have meter. Or nothing.

Have you seen her? Besides, I save my words of poetry for a private audience with a special lady

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah, that was hardly the work of a wordsmith

Look, I’m not judging, but you put a name out there and you create certain expectation, I expect @AuntieDisco to sparkle like a disco ball , I expect @hotoldrguy to not know how to use the letter “e” (I’m assuming here). I expect @Lmizzler to, I dunno be from Missouri? Anyway, just some truth in advertising is all I want.

 

[Bry1313]

Have you seen her? Besides, I save my words of poetry for a private audience with a special lady

Haven’t seen any glimpses of @Amanda330, she’s quite demure. You must be a lucky one.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Have you seen her? Besides, I save my words of poetry for a private audience with a special lady

No, I lost my sight the first time I saw her angelic visage. Now the phone reads things to me. I hear poetry I want poetry.

 

[BrendaBear]

Look, I’m not judging, but you put a name out there and you create certain expectation, I expect @AuntieDisco to sparkle like a disco ball , I expect @hotoldrguy to not know how to use the letter “e” (I’m assuming here). I expect @Lmizzler to, I dunno be from Missouri? Anyway, just some truth in advertising is all I want.

Sure, monkey boy. We understand.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sure, monkey boy. We understand.

I knew you would dear.

 

[Poeticwolf]

No, I lost my sight the first time I saw her angelic visage. Now the phone reads things to me. I hear poetry I want poetry.

I do take requests, but not from a monkey with an unusual interest in sex

 

[BrendaBear]

Look, I’m not judging, but you put a name out there and you create certain expectation, I expect @AuntieDisco to sparkle like a disco ball , I expect @hotoldrguy to not know how to use the letter “e” (I’m assuming here). I expect @Lmizzler to, I dunno be from Missouri? Anyway, just some truth in advertising is all I want.

And... just in case you were wondering... @hotoldrguy is much more skilled with his "D"... the "e"? Doesn't matter.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I do take requests, but not from a monkey with an unusual interest in sex

Who’s been talking!?!?

 

[BrendaBear]

I knew you would dear.

You knew I would go there... okay, I been played.

Still... worth it. We laughed, right?

 

[Bry1313]

No, I lost my sight the first time I saw her angelic visage. Now the phone reads things to me. I hear poetry I want poetry.

We all do my friend, and I thought we were gonna get some instead of cheap dime store thirst, it wasn’t even quality thirst. I expect more from a wordsmith.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I do take requests, but not from a monkey with an unusual interest in sex

It isn't unusual for a monkey to be interested in sex. I hate it when they start wanking at the zoo.

Also irritated when the animals in the enclosure do it too.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also, as an aside I’d like to applogoze for myself today. This is what happens when @Indie is not around to encourage my better nature and @crazychemgirl selfishly leaves to not absorb the brunt of it