Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

Not if you had an OnlyFans.

OnlyFans.

Ummmm.... Do  you have an OF??? Is that your job?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's ok monkey. I like having fun with you... You satisfy in other ways....

Oh baby I like your ways.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Saaaame. My pussy is too delightful.

Still singing Tom Jones. Weird.

 

[lavendersilk]

Ummmm.... Do  you have an OF??? Is that your job?

I wish. Lol

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And this is why I don’t think I could ever be self employed.., I’d probably just spend all my days masturbating and then I’d be broke and homeless

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[lavendersilk]

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Your gifs have less and less popcorn...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not the thought police... You do you. Lol

I see what you did there

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Your gifs have less and less popcorn...

I need time to re….pop!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy - now what @OrdinaryPerson ?

I want art

Hey baby. A portrait of you...

https://ibb.co/sWWcNsM

 

[Amanda330]

Hey baby. A portrait of you...

https://ibb.co/sWWcNsM

Thank you for the magnificent artwork.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey baby. A portrait of you...

https://ibb.co/sWWcNsM

I am so much better at sucking up than you it’s not even funny.

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey, girl, hey.

I'm not saying I'm a whore but for those boobs and that many bills...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I am so much better at sucking up than you it’s not even funny.

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I have seen no proof of this

 

[lavendersilk]

I am so much better at sucking up than you it’s not even funny.

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Cillian Murphy is so fucking hot... but also...

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm not saying I'm a whore but for those boobs and that many bills... ️

I love you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have seen no proof of this

Thats okay, the ones who matter have.

 

[BrendaBear]

I can talk to myself off-line

Damn! Monkey got skills!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not if you had an OnlyFans.

Jesus Christ I hope I have actual work to do today otherwise it’s gonna be this kind of day.


I think she prefers to be metawhorical.

 

[base10]

Cillian Murphy is so fucking hot... but also...

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I recently did a re-watch of Peeky Blinders. It's so fucking good

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

And this is why I don’t think I could ever be self employed.., I’d probably just spend all my days masturbating and then I’d be broke and homeless

You can also do that with a remote job too. I've been stress-testing the "work-bate" balance for years.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You can also do that with a remote job too. I've been stress-testing the "work-bate" balance for years.

Bates winning by a…long…shot…

Goddammit.

 

[MissLabelled]

Yeah I'm going to Social Distortion and Bad Religion in a few days. I may or may not attempt to get into the pit. I'm usually a "hang in back with a beer" guy but for Social D I may have to jump in.

They are coming to a city near me and am really considering going. However I will use their full name when referring to them, I am not particularly looking for Social D

 

[lavendersilk]

I recently did a re-watch of Peeky Blinders. It's so fucking good

I haven't been able to finish my first go around because it is pretty damn dark. But I will.

 

[Bry1313]

Hey, girl, hey.

My second coffee might need milk

 

[UnquietDreams]

What if you are... indeed... the "man?"

I'm the man! I'm the man! I'm bad! I'm so bad I should be in detention!