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I feel back about responding with "Hey jizzjar." Being fair it's a funny phrase.Seems a bit harsh for first thing in the morning.
I would prefer āHey sexy fuckersā
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I feel back about responding with "Hey jizzjar." Being fair it's a funny phrase.Seems a bit harsh for first thing in the morning.
I would prefer āHey sexy fuckersā
MasturbdsmWhat if you are... indeed... the "man?"![]()
Not a problem for me. I don't have that kind of money.What if you are... indeed... the "man?"![]()
Poor man you havenāt lived until youāve given yourself a handjob. Iāve given thousands to myself. This year.
But... Are you "the man"?What if you are... indeed... the "man?"![]()
Iād fuck both you āmenāBut... Are you "the man"?
Iām sure the boys here will take good care of you ā¦But... I wanted to whore with you.![]()
Masturbdsm
I probably wonāt ⦠getting talked at for a significant portion of the day⦠not generally my cup of tea but Iām getting paid to go there instead of work so I guess I shouldnāt complain.āConferenceā
Have fun!![]()
I mean, Iām taken. But still. The betrayal hurts.Iām sure the boys here will take good care of you ā¦
I have references for @Mr_bogey but I canāt say in good conscience whether any of the other fuckers will satisfy you.
Ok well⦠I do know you can satisfy in terms of being insanely bratty and combative ⦠so thereās that.I mean, Iām taken. But still. The betrayal hurts.
Masturbdsm
I think I need a definition of this new word
I'm my own boss. So, when I don't get my job done, I'm "sticking it" to myself... I mean, I do love fucking myself... over??But... Are you "the man"?
Yes I is.
I would like to see these references, please. Does it include a review of his cock?Iām sure the boys here will take good care of you ā¦
I have references for @Mr_bogey but I canāt say in good conscience whether any of the other fuckers will satisfy you.
Ok well⦠I do know you can satisfy in terms of being insanely bratty and combative ⦠so thereās that.
And this is why I donāt think I could ever be self employed.., Iād probably just spend all my days masturbating and then Iād be broke and homelessI'm my own boss. So, when I don't get my job done, I'm "sticking it" to myself... I mean, I do love fucking myself... over??
I think we all love fucking ourselvesI'm my own boss. So, when I don't get my job done, I'm "sticking it" to myself... I mean, I do love fucking myself... over??
It's ok monkey. I like having fun with you... You satisfy in other ways....I mean, Iām taken. But still. The betrayal hurts.
Saaaame. My pussy is too delightful.And this is why I donāt think I could ever be self employed.., Iād probably just spend all my days masturbating and then Iād be broke and homeless
Saaaame. My pussy is too delightful.
Not the thought police... You do you. LolAnd I'm supposed to not get excited thinking about you two wonderful girls spending all day turned on and masturbating
Not if you had an OnlyFans.And this is why I donāt think I could ever be self employed.., Iād probably just spend all my days masturbating and then Iād be broke and homeless
Off to homelessness I goNot the thought police... You do you. Lol
OnlyFans.Saaaame. My pussy is too delightful.
Also, just pointing out. I WAS universally nice and all I got from SOME people was āyouāre such a suck-upā. Or āYouāre such a wankerāOk well⦠I do know you can satisfy in terms of being insanely bratty and combative ⦠so thereās that.