Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm my own boss. So, when I don't get my job done, I'm "sticking it" to myself... I mean, I do love fucking myself... over??

I’m more interested in how to pronounce it tbh.

 

[BrendaBear]

So your restraint lasted for blah blah blah

What's that???
https://media1.tenor.com/m/E0klamzr9JkAAAAC/michaelapeep-peeping.gif

Oh... nevermind.

 

[Amanda330]

Cillian Murphy is so fucking hot... but also...

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100% accurate....

 

[base10]

I haven't been able to finish my first go around because it is pretty damn dark. But I will.

It's dark, but I like that

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m ore interested in how to pronounce it tbh.

https://voca.ro/14zBf2QPrGyP

 

[Bry1313]

What a way to wake up this morning

How am I going to know @Amanda330 has posted boobs if you aren’t around the next four days. We all know I don’t find these on my own.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://voca.ro/14zBf2QPrGyP

I was about equally split on whether it would be this, a legit answer, or “sure”

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Bates winning by a…long…shot…

Goddammit.

They haven't fired me yet, so I guess I'm doing something right.

They are coming to a city near me and am really considering going. However I will use their full name when referring to them, I am not particularly looking for Social D

Lol Definitely go! Then we get nerd out together. Over the D. I mean Distortion. Social Distortion. Yeah, takes way longer to type "Social Distortion."

 

[AuntieDisco]

Good morning! I'm fucking sore this morning. If you are on the brink of 50, I do not recommend being in, or even near, the mosh pit of a metal concert. It's a good time tho, lol

Morning! My back now tells me every morning if I’m away from home that I’m not waking up in my own bed and I have yet to turn 40 in couple of months

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How am I going to know @Amanda330 has posted boobs if you aren’t around the next four days. We all know I don’t find these on my own.

Angels glow. Just gotta follow the aura man.

But that would require OP letting you outta the shower wouldn’t it? Hmmmm. Bit of a sticky wicket that.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

How am I going to know @Amanda330 has posted boobs if you aren’t around the next four days. We all know I don’t find these on my own.

I have the same problem. I can't keep up with all the pic threads and this thread. By the time this post gets posted 10 pages will have gone by.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Morning! My back now tells me every morning if I’m away from home that I’m not waking up in my own bed and I have yet to turn 40 in couple of months

This struggle…does not improve sadly.

 

[Melanieishere]

I'm my own boss. So, when I don't get my job done, I'm "sticking it" to myself... I mean, I do love fucking myself... over??

This is hot...I would be a liar if I didn't say I do the same thing though

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Morning! My back now tells me every morning if I’m away from home that I’m not waking up in my own bed and I have yet to turn 40 in couple of months

I notice as we get older our backs naturally start to hurt. For us it's the fact that the human spine is really only made to carry around a certain amount of awesomeness. And we exceed that amount.

 

[Bry1313]

But... Are you "the man"?

She could be “the wo-man”………

I’ll see myself out

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I probably won’t … getting talked at for a significant portion of the day… not generally my cup of tea but I’m getting paid to go there instead of work so I guess I shouldn’t complain.

I hope there are snacks. And boobs. And earplugs.

 

[Bry1313]

I’d fuck both you “men”

That’s how you make someone feel special.

 

[Bry1313]

I’m sure the boys here will take good care of you …

I have references for @Mr_bogey but I can’t say in good conscience whether any of the other fuckers will satisfy you.

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[Amanda330]

Angels glow. Just gotta follow the aura man.

But that would require OP letting you outta the shower wouldn’t it? Hmmmm. Bit of a sticky wicket that.

It's ok. He deserves to miss after the betrayal.

 

[AuntieDisco]

This struggle…does not improve sadly.

Oh I know I’ve been on the fast track program for over 3 years now. Oh yes box jumps, hello running, wait you can get plantar fasciitis without turning old?

 

[MissLabelled]

So your restraint lasted for exactly one concert? Glad it was worth it!

What can I say, I'm weak!

Morning! My back now tells me every morning if I’m away from home that I’m not waking up in my own bed and I have yet to turn 40 in couple of months

Advil and vodka works wonders

 

[Bry1313]

I'm not saying I'm a whore but for those boobs and that many bills...

Ok, I yield for you, you make better boob coffee art than me

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What can I say, I'm weak!


Advil and vodka works wonders

I see no correlation nor causation here.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

But... I wanted to whore with you.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok, I yield for you, you make better boob coffee art than me

I feel visceral pain in seeing my art mangled so.

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