I could try to explain it to you, but the sarcasm I'd use in doing so would probably be deadly so it's best if I just leave you in the dark.
I meant no such implication. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.
Keep explaining it to me.... Just like that.
I'll whisper "kumquat" in your ear over and over again.
Alaska, love. Way away from here.
Suck it up cupcake and get in the game!
Ohhh yes.I'll whisper "kumquat" in your ear over and over again.
Oh baby, I'll kumquat your hot pocket so good.Ohhh yes.
The exact words every woman wants to hear a man say...
I think “Hello, Larry” took place in Portland… so y’all got that going for you.
You left me locked in last time and went and made out in my shower without me. I don’t trust you now!
I like my kidneys tyvm. Sweet, peaceful, murderless, dreams.
I actually have a PhD in Tucking In and I am currently available. Just sayin'.
How many years did that take?
I never dream of murder … that would make me a psychopath
Well fuck me.
I wanna know what his thesis topic was.
So, send moobs to you two, or no...?
Damn right it is.
Tell me about it.Rub it in!
It only takes a quarter? What do I get if I send you a dollar? HD?
Same, big TV might be a little too... detailed.I don’t think I’ve ever watched porn on anything other than my phone.
Most times.
That was audio deliciousness.
do you like to be packed in tight like a taco, or loosely covered?
Which zombie apocalypse? To many variables. Fast zombies, slow zombies, any wound kills, head shot kills, or nothing kills. Rage zombies? Living, dead, or something else? Nazi involved? Magic?
Full disclosure, I'm technically only a resident now. I'm 37 years in to the program.
In what universe does any wound besides a head wound take down a zombie???
