Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://voca.ro/1TcAHBncoOco

I almost didn't click this cause I thought it was a sure

 

[crazychemgirl]

I almost didn't click this cause I thought it was a sure

This is the only thing we can agree with @Bry1313 on … always click.

 

[Amanda330]

Are you and @SalaciousMonkey22 blaming shenanigans?

I would never blame shenanigans... I love it here.

And actually, the monkey brought me here... You can claim a boob coupon in gratitude.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I would never blame shenanigans... I love it here.

And actually, the monkey brought me here... You can claim a boob coupon in gratitude.

Well then I am eternally grateful to @SalaciousMonkey22

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Feuds are more fun as competition...

If you like @Bry1313 more, send him your dick.

If you like me more, send me and @crazychemgirl boobs.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Feuds are more fun as competition...

If you like @Bry1313 more, send him your dick.

If you like me more, send me and @crazychemgirl boobs.

https://voca.ro/1nMrq8QRFTEE

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://voca.ro/1nMrq8QRFTEE

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would never blame shenanigans... I love it here.

And actually, the monkey brought me here... You can claim a boob coupon in gratitude.

I did? After our awkward introductory fuck? Awwww toots, I didn’t realize that was your first time.

Shit, I think a few people on here owe me a drink.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This is the only thing we can agree with @Bry1313 on … always click.

I mean, I can promise I’ll never post anything intentiionally horrifying

 

[Amanda330]

I did? After our awkward introductory fuck? Awwww toots, I didn’t realize that was your first time.

Shit, I think a few people on here owe me a drink.

Yes, that was it. Lol. And then I just never left. Lol. Y'all got stuck with me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well then I am eternally grateful to @SalaciousMonkey22

Damn right you are.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean, I can promise I’ll never post anything intentiionally horrifying

I love the word, “intentionally” in there

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love the word, “intentionally” in there

No accounting for personal taste.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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We do not disparage sex workers in my good Christian household. All work sucks.

However, my body is a gift to be given not a commodity to be purchased.

Exactly! No disrespect to sex workers, but implying the exchange of money for sex where there is no exchange of money is a major ick for me. Can’t a bish just be slutty for fun?!

Why Temu… why???

I'm not someone who considers feet "gross" (unless they are gross feet... some are). But this??? OMG! Someone pummeled the shit out of those with the ugly stick.

I am someone who considers feet gross, but these are an extra-gross abomination. Just the thought of all the stuff growing in there with her bare feet encased in jelly plastic… That being said, I’m guessing her feet probably aren’t that misshapen and the shape of the plastic jelly shoes is distorting them like a funhouse mirror

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Again: no!

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Wait…I know this isn’t exactly the point of the meme, but do some people really not know that the standard pasta server has a hole in it designed specifically to measure 1 serving of spaghetti?
https://5.imimg.com/data5/SELLER/Default/2024/1/377576089/JA/UQ/VD/64023267/heat-resistant-pasta-server-baking-tools-2638-500x500.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes, that was it. Lol. And then I just never left. Lol. Y'all got stuck with me.

I like to think of it as … blessed by your presence.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Lit makes me think I need to change my work schedule. All the good posts tend to poof by the time I make it on.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Exactly! No disrespect to sex workers, but implying the exchange of money for sex where there is no exchange of money is a major ick for me. Can’t a bish just be slutty for fun?!






I am someone who considers feet gross, but these are an extra-gross abomination. Just the thought of all the stuff growing in there with her bare feet encased in jelly plastic… That being said, I’m guessing her feet probably aren’t that misshapen and the shape of the plastic jelly shoes is distorting them like a funhouse mirror


Again: no!


Wait…I know this isn’t exactly the point of the meme, but do some people really not know that the standard pasta server has a hole in it designed specifically to measure 1 serving of spaghetti?
https://5.imimg.com/data5/SELLER/Default/2024/1/377576089/JA/UQ/VD/64023267/heat-resistant-pasta-server-baking-tools-2638-500x500.jpg

Lies.the correct amount of pasta is "Jesus Christ! How are there still noodles left in this pot?!¿"

 

[Amanda330]

I like to think of it as … blessed by your presence.

I just can't quit you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like to think of it as … blessed by your presence.

No one likes a suck up

Except me. And you. And @Indie.

 

[LupineOne]

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[dawn_of_night]

Hey shenanigang....
Luv u fuckers

 

[BrendaBear]

Why Temu… why???

Ha! I found them!! They are a “Movable Foot Soak Tub For Pedicure And Thermal Massage”

But that doesn’t save these…

And if you want them, they are Here.

I can’t help but notice… these are Canadian…

Giggle giggle chortle snort

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

no one likes a suck up.

Are you afraid for your job?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I... DECLARE... THUMB WAR

FIFY

Fuckin autocorrect....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Boobs?

Mmmmmm thank you