Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You try being the youngest & only girl, and see how gentile you turn out

Littlest sister that ever littled.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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[BrendaBear]

IRL you can call General Orgasma, I save the gold bikini for the bedroom

I have been in meetings... so I'm probably late... but this needed to be fixed for you...

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I have been in meetings... so I'm probably late... but this needed to be fixed for you...

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

You try being the youngest & only girl, and see how gentile you turn out

I'm listening...

*you’re

Damnit

Thank you. My eye isn’t twitching anymore

I swear my phone's autocorrect is illiterate. I've had to make more revisions in the past 3 days than I would normally in a year.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can someone get out of bed for me and get coffee??

Are you still in bed?

 

[MissLabelled]

 

[BrendaBear]

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The godless bastard!!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you still in bed?

no one likes a suck up.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

First off, thank you for calling me a whore.
Secondly, is Grape Nuts and a Monster a balanced lunch?

Grape nuts with milk would be. Damn I love Grape Nuts

 

[MissLabelled]

no one likes a suck up.

Are you afraid for your job?

 

[BrendaBear]

no one likes a suck up.

Um... usually guys do...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Grape nuts with milk would be. Damn I love Grape Nuts

I mean, there was a little milk, just enough for it to be absorbed by the cereal. It's like eating delicious gravel. But this reinforces the idea that we should try putting things in our mouths to actually know if we'd like it!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Why Temu… why???

Id try it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you afraid for your job?

No, of course not

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

Id try it

Gross, but also yes.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean… he pulled OP. I think he’s doing all right now.

I think hes saying I'm not as hot as Eva Mendes... which .... fair. I can't even get mad at that

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think hes saying I'm not as hot as Eva Mendes... which .... fair. I can't even get mad at that

Does she have 10inches? I think not.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Gross, but also yes.

You’re in bad company here. Just saying.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Couple goals

I'm with the one with the giant dick and you're the alien looking thing?

 

[dawn_of_night]

You’ll be pleasantly surprised

Oh ya???

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Indeed. A parking deck with 2000 cars and some asshole with a Mercedes SUV always trying to use his backup cameras.

If I have my way I’m going to Vegas this summer and then to the Grand Canyon with my son. Late June/early July is 108 degrees avg highs. But I’m hoping to enjoy.

Are you hiking the grand canyon? It should to be that hot on the rim. It gets hotter the further down you go.

And las vegas is nice when it's hot cause hanging out at the pool feels nicer. The rest of the time, you won't feel the heat anyway indoors.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'd try it

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Gross. But I'd try it.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

no one likes a suck up.

Lies. Everyone loves a suck up. Isn't that your whole thing?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lies. Everyone loves a suck up. Isn't that your whole thing?

Awwwww are you saying you love me?