Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

I swear to god if your teasing gets me even ONE unsolicited dick pic in my DM’s then you are dead to me forever

I am so tempted to send a picture of Dick Clark to you right now…

 

[crazychemgirl]

30 pages in one day. Well done whores.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I like your logic but it’s like dessert…
Once you have some, you just want more.

Have you ever heard those conspiracy theory whispers that pharmaceutical companies have secretly found a permanent cure for cancer, but Big Pharma keeps it under wraps because ongoing treatments are more profitable? If there’s a Big Booba industry, I’d imagine them doing the same. They could cure your need to see boobs everywhere, but then they wouldn’t be able to control you so easily

I may warrant my own spanking here. I know you love it, but I have never seen Adaptation.

Neither have I

Have you seen Being John Malkovich?

I was totally not a fan of his until I saw Red and Red 2, then I became a fan.... and the Penguin movie where he voiced an evil octopus. How can you not love a guy who voices an evil octopus???

He was hilarious in Red!

Yes, line up. Good girls on the left, bad girls on the right.

You’re all getting spanked, I just need to know what to call you during

*Cuts in line and sticks butt in the air like a real bad Kitty would*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For reals, my dudes. Do not send unsolicited dick pics to anyone ever. Even folks who really do love cock, should be asked first.

Boobs are always good though.

Life’s unfair. Get over it.

Though , kidding aside you should ask for consent for boobs too. It is indeed super sexy.

 

[JerseyJade]

For reals, my dudes. Do not send unsolicited dick pics to anyone ever. Even folks who really do love cock, should be asked first.

#truth

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

30 pages in one day. Well done whores.

I move we officially refer to ourselves as post sluts. Maybe we could infringe on postmates iconography too.

 

[vagrantx]

@crazychemgirl we just finished the first Mine-episode! Gosh I can't even imagine how heavy that must have been... literal insanity. I get winded bringing groceries up the stairs...

 

[crazychemgirl]

For reals, my dudes. Do not send unsolicited dick pics to anyone ever. Even folks who really do love cock, should be asked first.

Boobs are always good though.

Life’s unfair. Get over it.

https://voca.ro/1edtAEonmg3b

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So now it’s not my fault @crazychemgirl

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl we just finished the first Mine-episode! Gosh I can't even imagine how heavy that must have been... literal insanity. I get winded bringing groceries up the stairs...

Omg I know!!!!!

This season is unreal

 

[crazychemgirl]

So now it’s not my fault @crazychemgirl

Lmao …. Look at you trying to deflect your guilt.

 

[BrendaBear]

He was hilarious in Red!

Right?? I love his portrayal in that movie!! So much fun!!!

And Mary-Louise Parker…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Lmao …. Look at you trying to deflect your guilt.

I just don’t wanna be dead. Metaphorically or otherwise.

 

[LupineOne]

I meant @lavendersilk ’s was clickbait because hers didn’t work

Oh. Well I still meant what I said

 

[crazychemgirl]

It’s been a boobalicious day

 

[vagrantx]

And Mary-Louise Parker…

That woman is illegally charming. Her AMA a few years ago was pure fire.



eta: I say "a few years ago".... it was 10.... screw you, arrow of time, you're no fun.

 

[Amanda330]

It’s been a boobalicious day

Those are the best kind of days.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s been a boobalicious day

Are you counting the eggs? Or nah?

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh. Well I still meant what I said

Well, I notice your emojis are not hiding any sexy Wolfie links… just sayin’.

 

[morelikeasong]

That woman is illegally charming. Her AMA a few years ago was pure fire.

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eta: I say "a few years ago".... it was 10.... screw you, arrow of time, you're no fun.

I don’t think I’ve seen her in anything other than Weeds and I hated her in that.

Not HER, but her character lol. Loved the show though.

 

[Dubinsky]

Right?? I love his portrayal in that movie!! So much fun!!!

And Mary-Louise Parker…

I had a crush on her for YEEEERS.

Her, and the other hypenated Marys of the late '80s/early '90s: Mary-Elizabeth Mastrantonio and Mary-Stuart Masterson.

 

[Mr_bogey]

30 pages in one day. Well done whores.

I have a message for all of you and for the 15 pages yet to come before midnight:

 

[Amanda330]

Are you counting the eggs? Or nah?

How dare you continue the insult. lol. @Bry1313 look what you've done...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How dare you continue the insult. lol. @Bry1313 look what you've done...

I was genuinely curious where the jury had settled on @Bry1313 art.

 

[Amanda330]

I was genuinely curious where the jury had settled on @Bry1313 art.

He's a tease. Insults titties and then leaves the jury out on the boobies art.

So rude.