Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Thanks @OrdinaryPerson — not a hike guy here. I’d probably weep like a child if I had to hike anything with an outer rim.

Everything will be likely an organized tour and I’m thinking it’ll probably just be the highlight tour. I made that comment because someone I know told me Vegas is “too hot in early July” - I figured @BrendaD is from there and I guess you are as well would know it to be true or not !!

And I’m going to be at the pool. A LOT. Wasting money on shitty drinks in nice glasses

If you haven’t booked your hotel yet, make sure you read the fine print! There are some great deals out there, but many places will tack on an extra “resort fee” that is not optional, whether you use the pools and stuff or not, and sometimes the resort fees are more than the amazing rate you think you’re getting!
On the other side of that coin, if you plan to be spending most of your time at the pool, you could book a room at a cheap hotel and buy “pool passes” to some of the nicer resorts with all the bells and whistles and lazy rivers and such

But you're so pretty and smart and amazing and would totally survive a horror movie. Or cum the most in a porno.

Ahem!

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl just can’t get enough.

I know … cement rooster lawn ornaments are my kryptonite

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If you haven’t booked your hotel yet, make sure you read the fine print! There are some great deals out there, but many places will tack on an extra “resort fee” that is not optional, whether you use the pools and stuff or not, and sometimes the resort fees are more than the amazing rate you think you’re getting!
On the other side of that coin, if you plan to be spending most of your time at the pool, you could book a room at a cheap hotel and buy “pool passes” to some of the nicer resorts with all the bells and whistles and lazy rivers and such


Ahem!

Hey I was sucking up. We all know you can cum the most. Let me know if you need help keeping count

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I know … cement rooster lawn ornaments are my kryptonite

Ohhhhhhh they were great at Coachella. Not as good as Lana or No Doubt. But solid.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I know … cement rooster lawn ornaments are my kryptonite

I book marked this post in case you don't understand why I sent you lawn cocks for Christmas

 

[JerseyJade]

Hey I was sucking up. We all know you can cum the most. Let me know if you need help keeping count

That kinda goes with "rock hard cock."

 

[crazychemgirl]

I book marked this post in case you don't understand why I sent you lawn cocks for Christmas

Thanks for the laugh out loud …. Never stop being you.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She kinda cums with "rock hard cock."

FIFY

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I book marked this post in case you don't understand why I sent you lawn cocks for Christmas

Oh the 4th day of Christmas my OP gave to me…

 

[JerseyJade]

FIFY

That'll do it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I book marked this post in case you don't understand why I sent you lawn cocks for Christmas

At least it will go well with my dick pic collection from @Mr_bogey

 

[SherlockianMan]

Is that… like the Jade version of a bat signal?

Well.. kind of “bat” signal here too, I guess…

Quick, to the bat pole!

 

[Dubinsky]

WAY too many unhoverable emojis this evening, gotta say...

 

[LupineOne]

Clickbait

With a hell of a payout

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh the 4th day of Christmas my OP gave to me…

And the fifth day had five cock rings (filled with 5 cocks, of course)…. ???

 

[morelikeasong]

With a hell of a payout

I meant @lavendersilk ’s was clickbait because hers didn’t work

 

[MindYaBitness]

And the fifth day had five cock rings (filled with 5 cocks, of course)…. ???

Your Christmas is way more fun than mine

 

[crazychemgirl]

Your Christmas is way more fun than mine

You need some Dickmas … this should be a thread in December.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You need some Dickmas … this should be a thread in December.

Told you you couldn’t get enough.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Told you you couldn’t get enough.

I’m just a helpful facilitator … who do you think encouraged @OrdinaryPerson to start her dickalogue?

 

[JerseyJade]

You need some Dickmas … this should be a thread in December.

Merry Dickmas! Yeah, I can get into that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m just a helpful facilitator … who do you think encouraged @OrdinaryPerson to start her dickalogue?

Look I can’t keep track of how much you adore dick. Shoot, you make @PlanetaryNebula look demure.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Merry Dickmas! Yeah, I can get into that.

is that how that….wait…nvm.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Look I can’t keep track of how much you adore dick. Shoot, you make @PlanetaryNebula look demure.

I swear to god if your teasing gets me even ONE unsolicited dick pic in my DM’s then you are dead to me forever

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I swear to god if your teasing gets me even ONE unsolicited dick pic in my DM’s then you are dead to me forever

Correlation is not Causation!