Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

And I've caught like 7% of them.

Hi all!

Hey boy hey

 

[Dubinsky]

Boobs?

...subtle.

 

[JerseyJade]

Ha! I found them!! They are a “Movable Foot Soak Tub For Pedicure And Thermal Massage”

But that doesn’t save these…

And if you want them, they are Here.

I can’t help but notice… these are Canadian…

Giggle giggle chortle snort

WTF???

 

[crazychemgirl]

...subtle.

Did you miss it?

 

[WerdNerd]

Boobs?

Boobs? Yes but those lips!

 

[Dubinsky]

Did you miss it?

Nup.

 

[BrendaBear]

Did you miss it?

I did… but was enlightened later. And my life is better now for it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Boobs?

Oh, I missed that the first ....four times. Fifth time is the ...oh lord that is beautiful....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Shit, I think a few people on here owe me a boobs.

You're auto correct is broken too....
FIFY

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nup.

Is this a no or a yes?

 

[BrendaBear]

Is this a no or a yes?

Exactly!! WTH?

 

[dawn_of_night]

...subtle.

You expected it to be bigger ???

 

[Dubinsky]

Is this a no or a yes?

It's a sly, cool-guy "no."

I caught it. And it was amazin'. Tough target to hit, though, on the phone.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You're auto correct is broken too....
FIFY

Dudes owe me too. And I’d prefer a drink to a dick. At least to start the night off.

 

[LupineOne]

Boobs

You make everything better

Beautiful!

Sweet baby Jesus. I don’t think I’ve seen this much of you before and

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dudes owe me too. And I’d prefer a drink to a dick. At least to start the night off.

You don’t want rock hard cock out front to get things going with a bang?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Dudes owe me too. And I’d prefer a drink to a dick. At least to start the night off.

Ooh. Hmmm. That's fair.... My apologies

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You don’t want rock hard cock out front to get things going with a bang?

I like a man with a slow hand.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Thanks @Bry1313 for being the worst and leaving before my grand finale so I just have to post it to myself.

 

[JerseyJade]

Did someone say "rock hard cock?"

 

[Dubinsky]

Did someone say "rock hard cock?"

Yup.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I like a man with a slow hand.

Me too... I wanna enjoy every step......

 

[BrendaBear]

Did someone say "rock hard cock?"

Is that… like the Jade version of a bat signal?

Well.. kind of “bat” signal here too, I guess…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did someone say "rock hard cock?"

@crazychemgirl just can’t get enough.

 

[JerseyJade]

Is that… like the Jade version of a bat signal?

Well.. kind of “bat” signal here too, I guess…

I don't know. I was just minding my business and all of sudden my mouth started to water. So, here I am.