Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Who cummed?

 

[vagrantx]

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....
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succucumbered*

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I am still trying to figure out how eating pickles would kill you. It doesn't say she choked or anything, she just succumbed to pickle eating.

 

[LupineOne]

 

[morelikeasong]

I am still trying to figure out how eating pickles would kill you. It doesn't say she choked or anything, she just succumbed to pickle eating.

Sometimes you just succumb to the pickle

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sometimes you just succumb to the pickle

That was Limp Bizkit’s worst song IMHO.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sometimes you just succumb to the pickle

Well, just the once...

 

[morelikeasong]

That was Limp Bizkit’s worst song IMHO.

Voca?

 

[morelikeasong]

Well, just the once...

Some of us are still awaiting the storytime on that one

 

[UnquietDreams]

Some of us are still awaiting the storytime on that one

Not much to tell.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Don't even try. You have a ways to go til 40. Let the old have a night, would ya?

But he DOES pay his bills and mow his lawn. Wolfie IS a man in full

 

[RaineDrops]

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I’m positive I will regret this but that owl sounds a bit like @Lord Pmann right there.

 

[BrendaBear]

But he DOES pay his bills and mow his lawn. Wolfie IS a man in full

Sure… but is he house trained?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Sure… but is he house trained?

It’s WOLFIE. Of course he is!!!

 

[BrendaBear]

It’s WOLFIE. Of course he is!!!

Thought so.

Just checking.

 

[vagrantx]

Another weekend has come and gone. At the plate of tomorrow, Reality's winding up a home-run swing aimed at the jaw of my life.

I need vacation.

Next weekend I'm visiting my nieces and my brother. I'm teaching them to sing little songs. They seem to be enjoying it. There's a word for these songs, "Visor", that has no translation. Lullaby, but without the connotations to falling asleep, maybe?

I'm dreading going to sleep, so I'm trying to occupy myself. Here S&S, have a little midnight-visa.

https://vocaroo.com/1kF8Xzr7odsa

 

[UnquietDreams]

Another weekend has come and gone. At the plate of tomorrow, Reality's winding up a home-run swing aimed at the jaw of my life.

I need vacation.

Next weekend I'm visiting my nieces and my brother. I'm teaching them to sing little songs. They seem to be enjoying it. There's a word for these songs, "Visor", that has no translation. Lullaby, but without the connotations to falling asleep, maybe?

I'm dreading going to sleep, so I'm trying to occupy myself. Here S&S, have a little midnight-visa.

https://vocaroo.com/1kF8Xzr7odsa

Lovely, as always. I am so glad you started to post your singing (and poetry reading). It is always a joy.

 

[vagrantx]

Lovely, as always. I am so glad you started to post your singing (and poetry reading). It is always a joy.

Thank you! It's pretty darn cathartic, and fun, to have someone to sing to. It's really odd trying to sing to my SO if we're not at like karaoke or something. Maybe if we're on the couch and there's a lull in the conversation. But how else do you do it? "Here honey, have a seat, let me sing you the songs of my people!"

Maybe that'll be the next barrier I'll try to break through.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you! It's pretty darn cathartic, and fun, to have someone to sing to. It's really odd trying to sing to my SO if we're not at like karaoke or something. Maybe if we're on the couch and there's a lull in the conversation. But how else do you do it? "Here honey, have a seat, let me sing you the songs of my people!"

Maybe that'll be the next barrier I'll try to break through.

You must use the phrase "let me sing you the songs of my people!" It is required.

 

[Bry1313]

But he DOES pay his bills and mow his lawn. Wolfie IS a man in full

That’s all I need for my man card? Suh-weet, pure man here

 

[morelikeasong]

But how else do you do it?

I frequently just break out into song with whatever earworm has taken hold of me. Usually while I’m doing random other shit around the house.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I frequently just break out into song with whatever earworm has taken hold of me. Usually while I’m doing random other shit around the house.

Samesies.

 

[Amanda330]

That’s all I need for my man card? Suh-weet, pure man here

Plus you have a Costco card ... That's totally hot.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I frequently just break out into song with whatever earworm has taken hold of me. Usually while I’m doing random other shit around the house.

I will as well, often in public, which tends to get interesting looks from people.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Take it off!!!

Dude, you're an asshole and a creep and nobody likes you. Can you please just fucking leave?