Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

No problem. Show dick

 

[Amanda330]

Fify

Potato potahto

 

[Mr_bogey]

No problem. Show dick

Nebs - I love and admire your consistency. I prefer mine to be called cock tho.

 

[Amanda330]

Nebs - I love and admire your consistency. I prefer mine to be called cock tho.

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

I unexpectedly have the house to myself for another 90 minutes. Woohoo!

Everyone on the road is an idiot or an asshole. If they’re in my way they are an idiot. If they want to pass me they are an asshole.

Wooooooo, 18 more minutes of naked time!

Can I watch?

I don't think you want that.

I thought she meant her.

I definitely meant @MischiefMakerAlways

Yeah me too.
Also, for the love of God use your turn signals properly. Pisses me off to no end.
“Nice blinker, asshole!” is my mantra almost every day.
That and nobody knows how to fucking merge.
“…50mph into a traffic pattern of 70? Eh, close enough…”

Oooh wolfie has fangs
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Oh, we’re back on the topic of driving I see.

Well this one time, on a road trip, I drove with my tits out.

And for the scientific record…what state are you from?

 

[MissLabelled]

And for the scientific record…what state are you from?

The big gigantic one, to the north.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nebs- I love and admire your consistency. I prefer mine to be called cock tho.

No. Cuz when I tell you to show your cock you’re just gonna post a rooster.
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[__Nathan1968]

 

[Mr_bogey]

No. Cuz when I tell you to show your cock you’re just gonna post a rooster.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/asQBIcE6w6Q8M/200.webp?cid=6c09b952uat4h5jpscryltob6d661sz4yv5021ai07ec52tp&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=200.webp&ct=g

but he's a handsome rooster

 

[LupineOne]

Oooh wolfie has fangs
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Oh you bet I do
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[Vitriolhack]

Just got home from a 3-hour long meeting that probably could have been half as long if people would've just stopped repeating each other.

Also - when I got there a couple people asked if I'd lost weight since they last saw me 2 or 3 months ago.
No? Not by a long shot. And I know they mean well, but... just how fat, exactly, are they remembering me?

I won’t comment about your weight!

But as far as Meaningless meetings go, I could teach a master class!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh you bet I do
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[MindYaBitness]

but he's a handsome rooster

No, no he isn't. You know good & well that no one on this thread wants to see your rooster. They want PENIS. Dick. You know, your Wang, Bait & Tackle, Lap Taffy, the Joystick, your Pork Whistle, the One eyed trouser snake, Peen, Spitting Cobra... you get it, don't act coy! And, we want it preferably performing a fete for our amusement.

I think I can safely speak for the members of this thread, that every time you pull a "cock" bait & switch, we want to shout:
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcG55NXk5N24zYTd0NXM2N3ZpbzNzODZua3E5N3EzMTZvMzkycWQ5YSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3og0IPWjQvQuEZBJcY/giphy.gif
#YoureOnlyCockBlockingYourself

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

No, no he isn't. You know good & well that no one on this thread wants to see your rooster. They want PENIS. Dick. You know, your Wang, Bait & Tackle, Lap Taffy, the Joystick, your Pork Whistle, the One eyed trouser snake, Peen, Spitting Cobra... you get it, don't act coy! And, we want it preferably performing a fete for our amusement.

I think I can safely speak for the members of this thread, that every time you pull a "cock" bait & switch, we want to shout:
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcG55NXk5N24zYTd0NXM2N3ZpbzNzODZua3E5N3EzMTZvMzkycWQ5YSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3og0IPWjQvQuEZBJcY/giphy.gif
#YoureOnlyCockBlockingYourself

You tell ‘im, Tig! @Mr_bogey

 

[MindYaBitness]

You tell ‘im, Tig! @Mr_bogey

I love you so much for posting that! I forgot all about that scene

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm not evil! Did @SalaciousMonkey22 tell you that? I'm only evil to people who hate fun. Besides, my hair isn't brown, it's a black/violet ombre, get it right, sir!

I never know which box to check for hair color. I get they might not want to list every color in the rainbow, but can’t we at least get an “other”?!

I can’t go outside in the sun without sunglasses either … must be a green eye thing.

I have blue eyes and they’re sooooooooo light sensitive

My eyes change from green to blue and I have to wear sunglasses in the winter.

I'm sure there's many reasons.

Right?

Starting with my humility.

Followed by your demur demeanor and wallflower personality.

 

[Bry1313]

Oh, it's fine. The car will take care of the needed motion.

 

[Amanda330]

Seems accurate

 

[AuntieDisco]

This is my husband’s fav episode, he laughed so hard

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

I just keep the all seasons on, so much less hassle.

It’s really tough in WI. Even though my Stinger GT is AWD, with all the mods I added I have to run almost slicks (Pilot Sport Cups) on them to avoid wheel spin.
#FirstWorldProbz

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It’s really tough in WI. Even though my Stinger GT is AWD, with all the mods I added I have to run almost slicks (Pilot Sport Cups) on them to avoid wheel spin.
#FirstWorldProbz

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[Deleted member 5654768]

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Just a guy that enjoys cheap reliable horsepower from the help of 23PSI of boost

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Just a guy that enjoys expensive hardware producing reliable horsepower from the help of 23PSI of boost

FIFY

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I never know which box to check for hair color. I get they might not want to list every color in the rainbow, but can’t we at least get an “other”?!



My eyes change from green to blue and I have to wear sunglasses in the winter.


Followed by your demur demeanor and wallflower personality.

I wear sunglasses during winter, even when it’s cloudy

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I wear sunglasses during winter, even when it’s cloudy

Me too, but more because I’m a nocturnal vampire kitty