Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I just had a wicked good nap.
This has been a good day.

Pssst…your New England is showing

I remember some posts on various socials shortly after lockdowns down began, and people suddenly working from home were discovering their partners had wildly different 'work voices' or even 'work personalities' than what they were used to

LOL I can only imagine the reactions to seeing their partners flirting with their work spouses

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

The one the Byrds had a hit song with?

I don't think so

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hiya Nebbles!

Baby!!!!!
*runs and jumps into your arms

 

[__Nathan1968]

#Massholes

Fuck that. We KNOW how to drive here.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Everyone says their state or some state nearby them has the “worst drivers.” I’ve lived in 6 states and they all have fucking horrible drivers. I’ve never been somewhere that I was like “Wow, people really know how to drive here!”

Can we just all agree that the general public is bad at driving?

Everyone on the road is an idiot or an asshole. If they’re in my way they are an idiot. If they want to pass me they are an asshole.

 

[LupineOne]

Baby!!!!!
*runs and jumps into your arms

I see you survived

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I see you survived

Fucking barely dude. It took forever to get out of there too

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I unexpectedly have the house to myself for another 90 minutes. Woohoo!

Wooooooo, 18 more minutes of naked time!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Fuck that. We KNOW how to drive here.

I spent 4 years there and have been back many times. The nickname was well deserved.

Every state has bad drivers. License testing has gotten easier. In Maryland, we no longer require parallel parking as part of the test because it was causing too many failures. We have a law that requires you to stay right when not passing that isn't tested on or enforced.

I can't wait until this shit is automated.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Everyone on the road is an idiot or an asshole. If they’re in my way they are an idiot. If they want to pass me they are an asshole.

You forgot about the jackasses

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wooooooo, 18 more minutes of naked time!

Can I watch?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Fuck that. We KNOW how to drive here.

No ya don’t

 

[Dubinsky]

No ya don’t

Seconded.

But those fuckers in Rhode Island and Connecticut aren't much better.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Everyone on the road is an idiot or an asshole. If they’re in my way they are an idiot. If they want to pass me they are an asshole.

Omg. Ok this is totally me

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I read my Bible.

Thou shalt not lie.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Seconded.

But those fuckers in Rhode Island and Connecticut aren't much better.

No way. CT drivers are pussies and RI drivers are animals

 

[Dubinsky]

No way. CT drivers are pussies and RI drivers are animals

Just a question of degrees.

 

[Dubinsky]

Thou shalt not lie.

Well.

There was a Bible somewhere in the room. To be honest.

 

[BrendaBear]

I can't wait until this shit is automated.

Automated shitting? Um… I don’t want to know. I really don’t want to know.

Forget I asked. Don’t want to know…

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Did anyone ever see the episode of it’s always sunny where Mac and Dennis move to the suburbs?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Can I watch?

I don't think you want that.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I don't think you want that.

I thought she meant her.

 

[Dubinsky]

Automated shitting? Um… I don’t want to know. I really don’t want to know.

Forget I asked. Don’t want to know…

They make toilets that take care of everything automatically. Afterward.

They're big in Japan.

 

[UnquietDreams]

The one the Byrds had a hit song with?

That's Ecclesiastes.

 

[LupineOne]

Omg. Ok this is totally me

Yeah me too.
Also, for the love of God use your turn signals properly. Pisses me off to no end.
“Nice blinker, asshole!” is my mantra almost every day.
That and nobody knows how to fucking merge.
“…50mph into a traffic pattern of 70? Eh, close enough…”