Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

You’re the littlest sister that ever littled ain’t ya?

Guilty as charged

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

What. a. Bastard.

My parents were married! For a while!

 

[HeavyBalls]

You know what... It felt wrong for me to use that term. I apologize.

I've wanted to move there since my 20's.

Defect to Canada, we have good beer AND poutine!

 

[HeavyBalls]

Not my fault your country is bogus and hates art

Looks like I'll be puttin' on the foil!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Just Canucks. Americans can.

Rude.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not my fault your country is bogus and hates art

Hey Mr Pot


I've got someone to introduce you to

 

[dawn_of_night]

Efficiency is combining the two.

So fucking true.... I love this so much....
No one ever wants to shower with me though

 

[UnquietDreams]

Defect to Canada, we have good beer AND poutine!

And toilets! US toilets are horrible.

 

[morelikeasong]

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Who else needs this shirt?

What if one reallyyy wants to be touched?


…AFAF

 

[UnquietDreams]

What if one reallyyy wants to be touched?


…AFAF

I gave you my coordinates...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Don’t start that again! I swear we covered chips like not even a week and a half ago

That was before I existed, I had no idea

Those bastards!!!


Their sex rewards are cut off!!


I mean it this time.

Wait - you guys get sex rewards?
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[crazychemgirl]

I gave you my coordinates...

Hmmmmmm interesting

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

No wonder I like you.

I'm sure there's many reasons.

Right?

Starting with my humility.

 

[lavendersilk]

And toilets! US toilets are horrible.

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[HeavyBalls]

I'm sure there's many reasons.

Right?

Starting with my humility.

Also impossible for you to not be cute

 

[Mr_bogey]

hence the inception of Pmann’s Pony Play thread - horsecock central - just like he likes it

 

[morelikeasong]

I gave you my coordinates...

You kinda gave everyone your coordinates

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Also impossible for you to not be cute

If the shoe fits

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wow... 39 seconds? I will pass if it is longer than 15. Now, a vocorroooroososoccoooei thing... I'll listen to that. But youTube? Nah.

Gifs are more my speed. Vocaroo im also willing to extend my attention span for. Big time

 

[HeavyBalls]

 

[dawn_of_night]

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WALL-E is that you??

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

The title of the video was most of the joke anyway. And a reference to a post earlier this week that only I get. I’m used to making only myself laugh. It pleases me

Omg same. I was just walking the dogs and made some pun about bees for them. I think they thought it was funny, but even if not- I did!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Omg same. I was just walking the dogs and made some pun about bees for them. I think they thought it was funny, but even if not- I did!

Can’t please others if you can’t please yourself. I’m sure it was hilarious.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Speaking of chicken … what is the best / your most favourite way to eat chicken?


fried?
Stir-fried?
In a sandwich?
Roasted?
Rotisserie?

Fried, hands down. Bone in fried chicken legs...
Close 2nd....
Boneless skinless chicken breast, smothered in shredded cheese and bacon... Or mayo and Italian cheeses and mixed spices....
3rd Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich
Thats better than a Klondike....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Oh you should see me do it. It's extraordinary.

I do have an important meeting in 2 minutes.

Couldn't have been that important, I wasn't invited