Sex & Shenanigans

[Kitty_so_frisky]

https://voca.ro/1mn6tFX8jaDS

Tuesday challenge in a voca

I ramble and I So Cal extra hard when I’m sleepy
https://voca.ro/16VGkgPIu46Z

 

[crazychemgirl]

Missed opportunity IMO

 

[Mr_bogey]

Uhm…. Your emojis are broken.

You noticed that too?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey, do you need glasses? Just curious?

No I’m just a dummy …

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[morelikeasong]

Uhm…. Your emojis are broken.

You noticed that too?

Sorry! I’m a bit… busy at the moment.

 

[BongoGal]

Lmao … I didn’t zoom in.


WHO THE FUCK IS USING THIS TOOTHPASTE?!!!!

I'd buy some, but then again, I'm weird like that. I could not leave a cola toothpaste on the shelf.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Is this throat spray?
Candy spray?
Lip gloss?


I NEED ANSWERS!!

True story, I had the Spice Girls branded Chupa Chups on display for many years. And still my wife married me. Weird. Oddly they disappeared when we moved into our first place together.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you wear these earrings upside down does that mean you are a swinger?

What if you bought them for a Hawaii adults only all inclusive and happen to be at a dinner table with another couple and your earring inadvertently swivels upside down?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No I’m just a dummy …

Hmmm, that’s a shame.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hmmm, that’s a shame.

Why?

Were you planning on sending me a dick pic and I would only be able to see it with glasses?

JK

Or is it cuz you think I’d look hot with some black frame librarian glasses?

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Mr_bogey]

I ramble and I So Cal extra hard when I’m sleepy
https://voca.ro/16VGkgPIu46Z

Night kitty

 

[BongoGal]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7348622422603500802

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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If you wear these earrings upside down does that mean you are a swinger?

What if you bought them for a Hawaii adults only all inclusive and happen to be at a dinner table with another couple and your earring inadvertently swivels upside down?

Gotta fuck em, thems the rules. No one can escape the code of the swinger.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7348622422603500802

That made me physically gag

 

[Mr_bogey]

Sorry! I’m a bit… busy at the moment.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why?

Were you planning on sending me a dick pic and I would only be able to see it with glasses?

JK

Or is it cuz you think I’d look hot with some black frame librarian glasses?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/l2JdTA8m4lz6oTSbS/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d72nkdqr6l1lqweqowuakurk72g939eowoxxclt43c&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[BongoGal]

That made me physically gag

I have some licorice-flavored toothpaste at home if you'd prefer that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have some licorice-flavored toothpaste at home if you'd prefer that.

Excuse me while I

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you’re coming, I’m not sleeping

I will be cuming indeed

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I ramble and I So Cal extra hard when I’m sleepy
https://voca.ro/16VGkgPIu46Z

I love the weezer in the background.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I ramble and I So Cal extra hard when I’m sleepy
https://voca.ro/16VGkgPIu46Z

This was so sweet!
Also, we're the perverts who want to hear those thoughts too.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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If you wear these earrings upside down does that mean you are a swinger?

What if you bought them for a Hawaii adults only all inclusive and happen to be at a dinner table with another couple and your earring inadvertently swivels upside down?

First, I need to pierce my ears.