Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Worst euphemism for masturbation today.

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[Lord Pmann]

I haven’t seen any yet. Just the tentacle porn shared to me by other litsters. Dude I can barely navigate Lit, never mind the dark web.

That being said if you have any tips feel free to share them with me

I’ve never actually been on the deep web. I’ve not reached the ends of porn on the normal internet. I don’t need more. I’m still pretty vanilla.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I go fix one leaking pipe and suddenly 8 pages go by. Damn

Yup

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tell me all the ways. Go on

Your av. I may be slightly oral obsessive, so we can leave it at that.

You quote Weird Al like gospel.

Your sense of humor. Brilliant.

Your breasts. Each deserve their own praises, but I don't want to step on the toes of the reigning Post Whore, so I shall merely say they are stunning.

You share photos of your breasts with us. This is giving, and brave, and that should be celebrated even higher

You are a smart, clever, funny, and creative person, and your posts are always worth reading.

There's a start.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’ve never actually been on the deep web. I’ve not reached the ends of porn on the normal internet. I don’t need more. I’m still pretty vanilla.

But I feel like tho there’s more than just porn there

 

[hotoldrguy]

But I feel like tho there’s more than just porn there

you mean like human traffickers, cartels, black hat hackers, murder for hire....I could go on

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Your av. I may be slightly oral obsessive, so we can leave it at that.

You quote Weird Al like gospel.

Your sense of humor. Brilliant.

Your breasts. Each deserve their own praises, but I don't want to step on the toes of the reigning Post Whore, so I shall merely say they are stunning.

You share photos of your breasts with us. This is giving, and brave, and that should be celebrated even higher

You are a smart, clever, funny, and creative person, and your posts are always worth reading.

There's a start.

Fuck. Now i actually feel humble. Thank you! . I don’t know what else to say without turning into a total goob

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Just got home from a 3-hour long meeting that probably could have been half as long if people would've just stopped repeating each other.

Also - when I got there a couple people asked if I'd lost weight since they last saw me 2 or 3 months ago.
No? Not by a long shot. And I know they mean well, but... just how fat, exactly, are they remembering me?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

you mean like human traffickers, cartels, black hat hackers, murder for hire....I could go on

Yes them!

 

[lavendersilk]

This song was on repeat when I was like 11. Good throwback.

How. Old. Are. You?

 

[Amanda330]

Just got home from a 3-hour long meeting that probably could have been half as long if people would've just stopped repeating each other.

Also - when I got there a couple people asked if I'd lost weight since they last saw me 2 or 3 months ago.
No? Not by a long shot. And I know they mean well, but... just how fat, exactly, are they remembering me?

That sounds like a shitty night... I'm sorry.
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[PlanetaryNebula]

Just got home from a 3-hour long meeting that probably could have been half as long if people would've just stopped repeating each other.

Also - when I got there a couple people asked if I'd lost weight since they last saw me 2 or 3 months ago.
No? Not by a long shot. And I know they mean well, but... just how fat, exactly, are they remembering me?

You’re not unwell are you? Do you look more gaunt or something?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yes them!

Are you asking for contacts?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

You’re not unwell are you? Don’t look more faint or something?

Nope - I feel fine. As for faint... I mean... my natural complexion is pale and vampiric, so... it's hard to get even more so.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

That sounds like a shitty night... I'm sorry.

I can't complain too loud. I unexpectedly got the morning off. So this was just karma.

 

[Lord Pmann]

How. Old. Are. You?

I need you to guess.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Are you asking for contacts?

No I just wanna see what all weird shit people get up to out there in the world. I feel very sheltered

 

[lavendersilk]

Worst euphemism for masturbation today.

I heat up some leftover trout in the microwave for dinner and 12 pages have been posted.

Just got home from a 3-hour long meeting that probably could have been half as long if people would've just stopped repeating each other.

Also - when I got there a couple people asked if I'd lost weight since they last saw me 2 or 3 months ago.
No? Not by a long shot. And I know they mean well, but... just how fat, exactly, are they remembering me?

I hate it when people mention anything about weight. Fuck the fuck off.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

No I just wanna see what all weird shit people get up to out there in the world. I feel very sheltered

I think being on Lit disqualifies from being sheltered.

 

[Amanda330]

I can't complain too loud. I unexpectedly got the morning off. So this was just karma.

You can still complain about something that upset you. You're allowed.

 

[Lord Pmann]

No I just wanna see what all weird shit people get up to out there in the world. I feel very sheltered

Download an onion browser and you’re on your way!

 

[UnquietDreams]

But I feel like tho there’s more than just porn there

There is. Almost anything you can find on The Internet in general, you can probably find on the dark web. But you need software, and you need to know where to look. There is no search engine, that is the "dark" part. It is a small piece of the deep web, which is all information on the Internet not accessable through indexing, like medical records and paywall pages, which is estimated to be about 5% of the Internet.

Dark web isn't all criminal crap, but it is about half criminal crap. Credit card numbers, your stolen identity, drugs, guns, porn, and people. You just have to know where to find it.

 

[Amanda330]

No I just wanna see what all weird shit people get up to out there in the world. I feel very sheltered

I feel like I don't want to see any of that. There's enough shit and nastiness out in the open.

 

[lavendersilk]

I need you to guess.

12?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nope - I feel fine. As for faint... I mean... my natural complexion is pale and vampiric, so... it's hard to get even more so.

I meant gaunt. Sorry thought I edited fast enough. Well I’m glad you feel ok
I am also vampyr