Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck you, Pussies? That doesn’t seem very nice.

I think it's for your pleasure...

 

[LupineOne]

How humble I am. More humble than you, obviously.

Humble? As in “forgive me Father, for I have sinned, and I’m on my knees for you” humble?

 

[BrendaBear]

I think it's for your pleasure...

Oh. I’m not sure that makes more sense then what I made up… but since I had no idea what that is supposed to mean, thank you!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Kissing up to HR and my CEO @Kitty_so_frisky is strongly in your favor.

A) I did it before I knew there were any openings.
B) it’s only missing up if it’s insincere

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How humble I am. More humble than you, obviously.

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[PlanetaryNebula]

The feeling is mutual or you share a mutual twat. Are you two like those conjoined twins?

The feeling is mutual! Indie and I met and shared twat pics with in like 5 minutes.


But this whole being conjoined at the twat thing could be hot

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Taking tips from @PlanetaryNebula are we?

I am SUCH a good girl

 

[Lord Pmann]

But this whole being conjoined at the twat thing could be hot

It can happen. Throw some Pop Rocks down there and smoosh together. Voila.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

She loves that too. Annnd it’s mutual

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[PlanetaryNebula]

It can happen. Throw some Pop Rocks down there and smoosh together. Voila.

Are pop rocks sticky or something?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tell me all the ways. Go on

Look, I’m just warning you, be careful what you wish for.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Are pop rocks sticky or something?

I don’t know. I just want to know what happens when two girls put Pop Rocks on their twats and rub their vaginas together.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Look, I’m just warning you, be careful what you wish for.

Now I have to know. Like the dark corners of the internet. I wanna look behind the curtain

 

[Lord Pmann]

Now I have to know. Like the dark corners of the internet. I wanna look behind the curtain

You have to post it in my weird porn you’ve looked at thread.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I don’t know. I just want to know what happens when two girls put Pop Rocks on their twats and rub their vaginas together.

SNORT
I love you.
This made me convulse with laughter

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Now I have to know. Like the dark corners of the internet. I wanna look behind the curtain

I’m not saying it’ll be bad, it certainly will not. I’m saying that I, me, the reigning post whore, says he can talk a LOT.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

FYP

Also true

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You have to post it in my weird porn you’ve looked at thread.

I haven’t seen any yet. Just the tentacle porn shared to me by other litsters. Dude I can barely navigate Lit, never mind the dark web.

That being said if you have any tips feel free to share them with me

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I don’t know. I just want to know what happens when two girls put Pop Rocks on their twats and rub their vaginas together.

️I'm in️

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I’m not saying it’ll be bad, it certainly will not. I’m saying that I, me, the reigning post whore, says he can talk a LOT.

I can take it. LAY it on me. Har!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I go fix one leaking pipe and suddenly 8 pages go by. Damn

 

[Trekka]

You know what, Boges?
I think I might have!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I go fix one leaking pipe and suddenly 8 pages go by. Damn

Worst euphemism for masturbation today.

 

[Trekka]

️I'm in️

Great minds.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

️I'm in️

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