Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

What the fuck are you people talking about

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What the fuck are you people talking about

How humble I am. More humble than you, obviously.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Where do I sign up for a job like that?!

I gotchu

 

[HeavyBalls]

What the fuck are you people talking about

No idea, I'm just sitting here with popcorn...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hmmmm can’t decide if this bodes well or ill for me?

On one hand, she did name you the wankiest of wankers recently. On the other hand, it wasn’t you who just insulted the British Museum

Kissing up to HR and my CEO @Kitty_so_frisky is strongly in your favor.

Oh! Hey, I know her! She’d probbbably hire @SalaciousMonkey22 anyway, but some bribes gifts to tip the scales probably wouldn’t hurt…just sayin’!

 

[MissLabelled]

Fuck what a day, I am spent! Just stopping in to see what y’all have been up to today and get my fix of S&S like a true addict (perv?) I am.

 

[SherlockianMan]

What the fuck are you people talking about

One never knows around here

 

[Azuldrgon]

What the fuck are you people talking about

*squishhugs*

 

[SherlockianMan]

Fuck what a day, I am spent! Just stopping in to see what y’all have been up to today and get my fix of S&S like a true addict (perv?) I am.

This place is a drug. I often find myself confused and disorientated after taking a dose.

 

[BrendaBear]

What the fuck are you people talking about

https://media1.tenor.com/m/qbauT7FbJQAAAAAC/i-have-absolutely-no-idea-liz-lemon.gif

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

No idea, I'm just sitting here with popcorn...

I felt the need to interject

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

How humble I am. More humble than you, obviously.

“Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie“

I quote the scripture of weird Al at you.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This place is a drug. I often find myself confused and disorientated after taking a dose.

You drank one of the roofiecoladas, didn’t you? The name should have tipped you off…



Also, now that I’m fiiiiinally caught up…it’s time for dinner

 

[UnquietDreams]

“Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie“

I quote the scripture of weird Al at you.

Oh, how I love you...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You drank one of the roofiecoladas, didn’t you? The name should have tipped you off…



Also, now that I’m fiiiiinally caught up…it’s time for dinner

See you in another 30 pages kitty

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Oh, how I love you...

Tell me all the ways. Go on

 

[Lord Pmann]

“Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie“

I quote the scripture of weird Al at you.

This song was on repeat when I was like 11. Good throwback.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

“Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night, scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie“

I quote the scripture of weird Al at you.

I love you, twat.

Sweet dreams

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I love you, twat.

Sweet dreams

TWATTTTTT!!!! I love you too

 

[Lord Pmann]

I love your twat.

Sweet dreams

FYP

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

FYP

She loves that too. Annnd it’s mutual

 

[LupineOne]

I mean, I Smile and wag for treats too

Taking tips from @PlanetaryNebula are we?

 

[Lord Pmann]

She loves that too. Annnd it’s mutual

The feeling is mutual or you share a mutual twat. Are you two like those conjoined twins?

 

[BrendaBear]

FYP

Fuck you, Pussies? That doesn’t seem very nice.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Fuck you, Pussies? That doesn’t seem very nice.

Fuck Your Pussies. But not I find out that they have a mutual twat, so it should be Fuck Your Pussy.